Why did the chicken cross the road ?

[Nemesis_lxix]

One of life’s unanswered questions. I actually picked that up from a comedy site but what the hell !
Give your version of “why”, or the way a famous person would respond to that.

Dirty Harry: give me two minutes alone with the chicken and I will find out !
...

 

[jervi]

It was trying to flee from the evil fox of doom, obviously...

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

^how did you know ?

to get some more beer.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Chris Barnes chased the chicken acroos the street growling DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE DIE

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

The chicken was on pills !

 

[Mythos Inibri]

i shot the chicken in the head and pulverized him on the sidewalk with a hammer smearing his bloody mess all over my face and scaring pedestrians

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

i shot the chicken in the head and pulverized him on the sidewalk with a hammer smearing his bloody mess all over my face and scaring pedestrians

You are so evil !

 

[jervi]

It was trying to invent a new extreme-sport.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Why did the pervert cross the road??

cause,he got his dick stuck in a chicken.

 

[Mr.bungle18]

The the chicken crossed the road because the penguin was on the other side fliping the chicken off i think so the chicken was going to kill the penguin and eat him for fliping him off or something

 

[Anonymous]

The chicken crossed the street because he was running away from a catholic priest.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

The chicken crossed the street because he was running away from a catholic priest.

I don't gat it

 

[sx-pi-r]

You know what? The road is not a road, its a fret and he got to go 3 rd fret....damn that was lame!

 

[Anonymous]

I don't gat it

Many catholic priests got busted for Michael Jacksoning little kids lately. I make fun of catholic priests all the time now.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Many catholic priests got busted for Michael Jacksoning little kids lately. I make fun of catholic priests all the time now.

Oh !

I have one: whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on the point of reference you wish to take !

 

[Mythos Inibri]

he was too chicken to cross the road

 

[OfManAndMetal]

it is because chuck norris told it too... NO ONE QUESTIONS CHUCK NORRIS!!!

 

[Death Animal]

Becous chicken was going to buy some beer for me.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

the chicken crossed the road to prove the world that even chickens have a right to life !

 

[Anonymous]

I doubt the chicken knew it was a road, therefore he just walked to his destination but just so happened to cross a road on the way. The road is completely irrelevant to the story, what's important is knowing where the fuck he wants to go.