Why I'm Upset by Ominous Luminous

[Ominous Luminous]

1. My car won't drive for more than a mile before breaking down.
2. Classes start today.
3. I start my new shift at work today.
4. I don't know which job I will have to do at said new shift.
5. It's too fucking cold outside to work on my car.
6. I don't understand cars anyway.
7. I'm getting a ride to school from a friend, and I know I'm going to be late.
8. I don't know how the fuck I'm going to get to work.
9. I won't be able to watch the new episodes of Smallville and Angel this Wednesday.

 

[steak-knife]

angel? buffys mate? that PUFFTER?

 

[lizard]

they should move that show to australia and rename all the characters "Bruce"

 

[xfer]

classes already? only law school has started here; everyone else doesn't begin for like two or three more WEEKS.

 

[steak-knife]

why australia? why bruce?

 

[lizard]

that sucks, O-L. the temp is plunging into the teens tonight here. yesterday my wife and I were doing routine auto maintenance and she turned on the windshield spray while I was standing next to the drivers door. I got a faceful of windshield washer/deicer fluid right in the mug.

 

[steak-knife]

damn. i unfortunately spread a bit of shampoo in me right eye last night while i was having a shower, and its still painful a bit.

 

[lizard]

why australia? why bruce?

your use of the term "poofter" made me think of the Monty Python sketch where all the guys down under are named Bruce, and every third rule in their rule book is "no poofters"

 

[Ominous Luminous]

Yep, all of the colleges and such started today. If only I had 2-3 more weeks.
What would Angel fight in Australia? I guess Bruce would be a little less "puffty" of a name.

 

[avi]

the temp has dipped into below freezing weather out here in Cali this past week. the horror of it all!

 

[steak-knife]

your use of the term "poofter" made me think of the Monty Python sketch where all the guys down under are named Bruce, and every third rule in their rule book is "no poofters"

oh right haha. im afraid i missed that one.

 

[Ominous Luminous]

We actually got a bit of snow here as well. And it's fucking cold!

 

[Baliset]

woah woah woah WOAH woah. new angel this week? i thought it was off until jan 14?

 

[steak-knife]

come on dude, angels an arse bandit mate, youre not gonna watch this shite.

 

[Baliset]

let me think about that for a second because you really have opened my eyes with that amazing argument against watching Angel. oh wait, no you haven't and yes i will still watch it this week.

 

[steak-knife]

damn. at least i tried.

 

[Ominous Luminous]

woah woah woah WOAH woah. new angel this week? i thought it was off until jan 14?

Yeah, upon checking the wb's site it looks like it's not going to be back this week. Either way I'm going to have to tape it and try to find time to watch it. It's going to suck to be at work knowing that I could be watching Angel.(or writing music, or sleeping, or just about anything else really.)

come on dude, angels an arse bandit mate, youre not gonna watch this shite.

what's an arse bandit mate?

 

[goatschool]

ominous luminous, what are you going to say when 15 undead pop out of your closet and tear out your guts in front of your mom?

"i fucking blew it" ???

 

[Ominous Luminous]

WHAT!!!
And to answer your question, I am in my closet right now as that is where my computer table is. My house is designed so fucked up.
goatschool, what are you going to say to your brother when 5 porcupine puffers pop out of your toilet and begin biting at your testicles?

Seriously though, I don't understand your question.

 

[steak-knife]

what's an arse bandit mate?

theres that song from the macc lads called 'now he's a poof', and the ending bit gives a lot of other words for 'arse bandit' : a poof, a tunnel tester, an orifice officer, a sausage jockey, a pillow biter, a uphill gardener, a rear admiral, a brown hatter, a shirtlifter, an anal adjuster, a rectum rifler, a turd burglar.