why is everyone here such a sorry little bitch?

You need to improve you spelling, AllWithinMyMonster. Correct language will make it a tad harder for people to disregard your posts as the total bullcrap they are. You do want people to read and care about what you write don't you? Here's the list:

beaches:
Was this intentional? It could've been a powerful play of words if you hadn't wasted all your credibility with the following mistakes.

cus:
This is just crude. It makes people realize you're an oaf.

took offense to:
Should be 'took offense at.'

justify to yourself:
Justify is most likely not the word you're looking for here. Try 'convince' instead.

your so damn skinny:
It's supposed to be "you're."

consumation to concieve your inbredded ass:
Consummation is spelled with two Ms, conceive is spelled conceive and the past tense of inbreed is 'inbred' not 'inbredded.'

id have a reason
You forgot the apostrophe in "I'd."

Aside from all of these silly errors, your ought to learn capitalization, stop using long strings of '?' and '!' (never more than one questionmark, only one or three exclamation marks), and learn punctuation. Your sentences are positively clownesque, and I'm sure what you really wanted was for all these people who are laughing to be mad instead.

I hope this will be very helpful in your quest to Piss People Off (tm), AllWithinMyMonster.

(On a side note, I don't understand why you celebrate the killing of indians as thanksgiving. The germans don't celebrate the killing of jews do they?)
 
Protocol said:
You need to improve you spelling, AllWithinMyMonster. Correct language will make it a tad harder for people to disregard your posts as the total bullcrap they are. You do want people to read and care about what you write don't you? Here's the list:

beaches:
Was this intentional? It could've been a powerful play of words if you hadn't wasted all your credibility with the following mistakes.

cus:
This is just crude. It makes people realize you're an oaf.

took offense to:
Should be 'took offense at.'

justify to yourself:
Justify is most likely not the word you're looking for here. Try 'convince' instead.

your so damn skinny:
It's supposed to be "you're."

consumation to concieve your inbredded ass:
Consummation is spelled with two Ms, conceive is spelled conceive and the past tense of inbreed is 'inbred' not 'inbredded.'

id have a reason
You forgot the apostrophe in "I'd."

Aside from all of these silly errors, your ought to learn capitalization, stop using long strings of '?' and '!' (never more than one questionmark, only one or three exclamation marks), and learn punctuation. Your sentences are positively clownesque, and I'm sure what you really wanted was for all these people who are laughing to be mad instead.

I hope this will be very helpful in your quest to Piss People Off (tm), AllWithinMyMonster.

(On a side note, I don't understand why you celebrate the killing of indians as thanksgiving. The germans don't celebrate the killing of jews do they?)
Lol!
 
The thing that is ironic is that Protocol is from Sweden, so English isn't his first language, and he is correcting the English of an American - an idiot an American at that; the kind of stupid American that gives America a bad rep in other countries.
 
I don't get this guy. He continues to post at a forum where everybody hates him, yet he seems to think he is somehow superior to us. I don't get how this works. How can you be superior if the people you attempt to "socialise" with all think you're a worthless prick? This guy needs to see a brain doctor.
 
I reckon he just posts for attention.

It's a proven fact that kids are naughty to get attention, negative or positive, any attention appeases children's banal desire to be fussed over. it works, because we are all carrying on his threads.

A Flame war can be fun

If we ignored him totally, he would see that we don't care, but he's getting what he wants, badgering him will only make him dig in his heels.

Just ignore him.

I suspect his arguements and spelling will become more constructive when his balls drop...possibly.
 
Read it how it looks, it's not hard to figure out.

For example:

4 = A
3 = E
7 = T
1 = I
5 = S

And some more complex ones:

/\/ or |\| = N
/\/\ or |\/| = M
|-| = H

I'm sure you can figure the rest out. Though, you might wanna note that alot of the times, things are purpously misspelt, just to make it more incomprehensible ;)
 
Tanith said:
Read it how it looks, it's not hard to figure out.

For example:

4 = A
3 = E
7 = T
1 = I
5 = S

And some more complex ones:

/\/ or |\| = N
/\/\ or |\/| = M
|-| = H

I'm sure you can figure the rest out. Though, you might wanna note that alot of the times, things are purpously misspelt, just to make it more incomprehensible ;)
It's typical 1337 $p33l< ('leet speak'). There are many different ways a person can modify the 1337 alphabet. Mine goes as follows:
A=4
B=l>
C=[
D=<l
E=3
F=f
G=6
H=l-l
I=!
J=j
K=l<
L=1
M=l\/l
N=l\l
O=0
P=p
Q=q
R=r
S=$
T=+ (or 7, it's fun to switch between the two)
U=l_l
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=x
Y=y
Z=z

Try not to use capital letters if you can. [4p$ 4r3 l\l0+ 1337!!11!
For more information regarding 1337, please browse the archives at www.megatokyo.com :)
 
AllWithinMyMonster said:
hey arseholians. english is my 5th language. im fucking norwegian you coonberries. but thnx for the english lesson. ill leave an apple on your desk professor

You're not Norwegian. Eller hva? Hva er det jeg sier nå? Kan du muligens oversette dette uten å bruke et eller annet løk oversettelses-program på "verdensveven"? Jeg tviler, jeg må innrømme det uten å mukke. Hvis du faktisk ER norsk, har du i hvertfall en utrolig god kjennskap til engelsk slang, og skal ha usannsynlig mye verbale blomster/credit av meg for det :)