why is lurch browsing this forum at 3 am?

on the morning radio show i used to listen to, one of the DJs would have sex with an inanimate object once a week and rate it. he called it Tool Time.
 
you are just tittilating :loco:

6am ... I smeall like a woman ... feel like an ass ... and got some unsolicited number from some blonde in a bar ... this night rocked :kickass: