everybody's x
My name is Damage
Well, let's see. I live in the midwest and that video pretty much sums up my daily experience here. Which is why I never go outside.
They think we're stupid because 99% of us are, including president dumbshit.
We are a nation of complacent, retarded, flag-waving patriots screaming "America's number one!" based on their vast knowledge of never venturing outside their area code. But those foreigners sure act funny on TV.
And TV is real, you know.
All I want for Christmas is a president that can beat me in a spelling contest.
Speaking of spelling, I apologize for any grammatical errors, I am a product of our fantastic public education system, that rates just below Uganda (a country that starts with "U")
Oh and I had to edit this because I spelled "Uganda" wrong, I blame Iran.
They think we're stupid because 99% of us are, including president dumbshit.
We are a nation of complacent, retarded, flag-waving patriots screaming "America's number one!" based on their vast knowledge of never venturing outside their area code. But those foreigners sure act funny on TV.
And TV is real, you know.
All I want for Christmas is a president that can beat me in a spelling contest.
Speaking of spelling, I apologize for any grammatical errors, I am a product of our fantastic public education system, that rates just below Uganda (a country that starts with "U")
Oh and I had to edit this because I spelled "Uganda" wrong, I blame Iran.