Why the fuck is Nevermore opening for All That Remains?!

[EricT]

Tour's gonna suck dick! uke:

 

[azal]

because ATR sell more tickets/albums/etc?

 

[slashvanyoung]

Source?

You shall not fooleth others with tasteless scenarios...

 

[Chromatose]

All that Remains dropped off the tour and were replaced by Rick Astley

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"Here's a song by a gay guy."

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Hmmmm.

 

[Karmic]

Jag kommer aldrig ge dig upp

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Today is gay and lying.

 

[Lunar Still]

Everyone look at the date, please.

 

[JenniferGentle]

wow!

 

[Shpongled]

In REAL April Fools news, it's snowing outside again! I just want summer already :\

 

[Will Bozarth]

eric attempts what i did...

...and fails

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Well Will, you ARE the king of dicks.

 

[EricT]

eric attempts what i did...

...and fails

Nah, I didn't bother to sit there and come up with 50 fake tour dates and write up a fake press release. This is much more mysterious, because, for all you know, I could NOT be lying, and you just can't see it due to all the normal news sites being flooded with aprils fools shit.

Of course, I am lying. A band at the caliber of ATR would never drag a dead-dog like Nevermore around with them.

 

[Resonator]

Maybe ATR just kicks that much ass? I dunno, they're alright...Overcome wasn't bad, I'll admit. I bought it, anyway. Honestly, though, it was an interesting April fools joke...

 

[EricT]

Abandon Ship!

 

[Lord Foul]

Abandon Hope!

.

 

[JenniferGentle]

In REAL April Fools news, it's snowing outside again! I just want summer already :

Wow, it's not snowing here, but it's too cold. I want summer too Kevin :ines::

 

[Brooks]

Krispy Kreme Cheeseburgers. With bacon.