will a perv/dork bother me on my long train ride to MA Today?

[minxnim]

? well?

 

[minxnim]

wow this was a poll. and now it's not! anyway, i say it's 50/50.

 

[xfer]

sorry, but, yes.

 

[kleo706]

Well, since I will be near a train depot today and am in Massachusetts... possibly yes on the dorking if you count the platform. But if it gets you down... remember you're in state with this...

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[xfer]

BENT KITTY

 

[chupe666]

if you act like you're sleeping with your mouth open and make nasty snorting noises draping over the old woman next to you, possibly not. be sure to have an accomplice take digital cam pictures and post them if you do this.

 

[kleo706]

It's so whacky. She doesn't care if someone else comes home but the moment she hears my voice... right out of the bushes to the front walk where she rolls around, contorts her body, and purrs at me. My guess is I did something like totally right.

xoxoxo
-k-

 

[goatschool]

nah

 

[azal]

what?

 

[kleo706]

The thing with Azal in Montenegro is that the way a lot of people say it... it sounds like "mount a negro" and and and...

 

[minxnim]

eh. it happened.

him: WHOA HOW OLD ARE YOU?
me: 28
him: NAH COME ON YOU MUST BE WHAT? 18? 19?
me: no. 28.
him: NO WAY I DON'T BUY IT BLAH BLAH BLAH
me: hmmm i think i'll move over there...

 

[lizard]

give us a quick description of said perv.

 

[minxnim]

probably mid 40's, slicked back jet black hair, black suit, white collar shirt, rolex.... butt fucking ugly... old.... he had jiggy yes.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

jiggy yes?

 

[minxnim]

woops, JIGGY EYES i mean. like, they looked beady and jiggly.

 

[minxnim]

the best part was when he asked the conductor
him: DOES SHE LOOK 28?
conductor: MAYBE IF I HAD TO TESTIFY IN COURT!
me: what the ?

 

[xfer]

 

[xfer]

whoa so the new way to pick up women is to make them feel threatened!

 

[lizard]

did he have like, his shirt with several top buttons undone, to reveal gold chains nestled in a bed of luxuriously thick chest hair?

 

[minxnim]

lizard, no. but he WAS italian and stressed that. (so am i so i was like, um big deal pal)
but anyway, he wasn't that threatening. i think the guy was talking about court b/c of jailbait issues. i was like, welp.... gotta run guys... it's been real....
and i ran and sat next to a girl who was a camp counselor and had glitter body lotion on. she smelled good.