Will I score?

[MajestikMøøse]

because JayKeeley is always thinking about that sort of stuff.

 

[Demonspell]

Way to crap all over this once glorious thread.

 

[NAD]

Everytime I think scat I think of wayland smithers, and that other dude that posted that one band with metal pigeons on all their album covers.

OH HOW I WISH SEARCH STILL WORKED!!!

 

[lurch70]

guess it's that squatiing postion she's in ... you want her to pupu on you don't you ... you dirty mongrel

 

[JayKeeley]

Actually, some women give birth in that position. SOmetimes in a small pool.

Yeah, wayland smithers got it rough. I always felt bad for the guy because he had developed a bond with markgugs and Dark One at some show, popped in to say hello...but of course had to mention Primal Fear, quite possibly the only band worse than Hammerfall.

 

[lurch70]

ok everyone ... hands on the table.

 

[speed]

I have to say those are some seriously nice titties.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[NAD]

Yeah, wayland smithers got it rough. I always felt bad for the guy because he had developed a bond with markgugs and Dark One at some show, popped in to say hello...but of course had to mention Primal Fear, quite possibly the only band worse than Hammerfall.

He probably got too much of this board's humoUr too soon, but should've stuck around anyhow.

Remember in season 1 when Smithers was black?

 

[speed]

Is something in the water in ROmania that causes the creation of such perfect nipples? Is it genetic?

 

[lurch70]

ok back fuckos ...

the Colombian birds .. well ... they were a little too Colombian for me.
but I met this stunning Croation Girl ... looked like Uma ... 6' tall ... same black overall outfit like in Kill Bill ... minus the yellow stripes ... santa maria. and she's a smart one to boot.

Got the digits bitches !!!

 

[NAD]

DIGITS NIKKUH!??!?! Good job, now fuck the tarheels offa her.

 

[Profanity]

Why does anyone want to score when you can just use sex dolls?

 

[NAD]

Sex dolls don't bite your sack.

 

[Profanity]

They can if you make an electrical one.

 

[Erik]

the Colombian birds .. well ... they were a little too Colombian for me.

OMG RACIST

 

[lurch70]

and i used the stupidest line on her to get the number ... 2 minutes into the bs session ... "I might get really drunk and stupid ... so can you jsut write your number down now please?"

 

[Profanity]

stupidest*

*most stupid

 

[lurch70]

*most stupid

drunkest

 

[Profanity]