Will I score?

[NAD]

and i used the stupidest line on her to get the number ... 2 minutes into the bs session ... "I might get really drunk and stupid ... so can you jsut write your number down now please?"

PIMP.

Personal highlight: this time this chick was after me hardcore and wrote her number on my hand as her and her friend bailed for the night. So what did I do? Quickly washed off her number and hooked up with her friend instead.

 

[lurch70]

and you call me a PIMP? hahahahah

 

[Profanity]

If your names Jaimie then you can say to a girl "hi, my names Jaimie will you jay me?"

 

[NAD]

and you call me a PIMP? hahahahah

I gotta come back to NYC again man, we need to spend a weekend just tail hunting, I think we would either score with 24305720 chicks each or strike out royally but be drunk as fuck the whole time having a blast.

 

[lurch70]

If your names Jaimie then you can say to a girl "hi, my names Jaimie will you jay me?"

LOL ... I don't get it ... but I am laughing my ass off now

 

[lurch70]

I gotta come back to NYC again man, we need to spend a weekend just tail hunting, I think we would either score with 24305720 chicks each or strike out royally but be drunk as fuck the whole time having a blast.

dude ... the weather just got a tad bit warmer now here ... fuck me ... everything is just coming off ... the girls are like fucking tulips ... just blossoming and peeling off the layers


come down duder ... let's put JK's marriage to teh test

 

[Profanity]

Jay means to fuck.

 

[NAD]

My mom told me yesterday that Monty Python's Holy Grail is going on fucking Broadway, with Erik Idle, Hank Azaria, and a bunch of other kickass dudes. Going to be called fucking SPAMELOT, I need to seriously book a flight.

I should bring her with me, then say "sorry mom, I have to go find some east coast pussy, be back in 2 days" or something.

 

[Profanity]

 

[lurch70]

ok the sun is coming up ... need to go sleepy

 

[NAD]

It rules because you posted that 20 minutes ago and you're still online.

 

[Profanity]

Some people are like that, you can't trust what they say.

 

[lurch70]

It rules because you posted that 20 minutes ago and you're still online.

hey .. it takes awhile to come up

 

[MajestikMøøse]

"I might get really drunk and stupid ... so can you jsut write your number down now please?"

The important question is was the stupid line successful?