winter holiday wishlists... for anything

[MajestikMøøse]

if I found one of these under the tree ever I'd pull a Mike Motorbike and jump out the window to make sure I wasn't dreaming

 

[lizard]

I also love the SG. so simple, and yet so incredibly classic.

 

[NAD]

I don't think I could choose which I liked better, the Les Paul or an SG. Both so beautiful, and so wonderful to play. My guitarist has a nice SG, every time I pick it up I play Corrosion of Conformity riffs.

I never noticed that Nico's avatar is distinctly ween-faced before, cool.

 

[lizard]

don't ask me why I think of this shit, I got laid yesterday, so its not like I'm jonesing.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

oh, and BLOWGUNS

http://store1.yimg.com/I/csstoreonline_1823_3849737

 

[lizard]

Iwant a crossbow so bad.

 

[NAD]

Gurkha!

Also I've had my eye on this one for awhile:

 

[lizard]

those gurka kurkris are something else. the large ones are so strong they're used for ceremonial beheadings of water buffalo.

 

[MFJ]

People like Strats, LPs, and SGs because they simply are quality instruments. Karl Sanders of fucking NILE uses a white strat and Ivar from Enslaved uses an SG. I dont even need to name people that use LPs.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

crossbows are for wimps. You need a longbow.

 

[lizard]

I'm already pretty good with a longbow but I haven't had much practice recently. My mom was a vermont indoor womens' champion one year.

 

[lizard]

Adrian:



GIGANTIC CEREMONIAL KUKRI

Made by the government contractor Windlass Steelcrafts. Hand forged from high carbon steel. Each comes with regulation sheath. Beheads water buffaloes with a single stroke for the traditional Gurkha sacred ceremony. Very scarce! Only one issued to each Gurkha Regiment in India. Specially carved native hardwood handle. Polished steel blade is a staggering 3/8" thick and more than 2 1/2 feet long. Weighs 4 lbs. 6 oz.

Atlanta Cutlery sells these puppies...

 

[NAD]

People like Strats, LPs, and SGs because they simply are quality instruments.

It's true. Some people don't like them because "everybody" plays said instruments, but I say you can't fuck with a classic formula.

those gurka kurkris are something else. the large ones are so strong they're used for ceremonial beheadings of water buffalo.

Oh, is that all?

 

[lizard]

see above....

 

[NAD]

GIGANTIC CEREMONIAL KUKRI

Made by the government contractor Windlass Steelcrafts. Hand forged from high carbon steel. Each comes with regulation sheath. Beheads water buffaloes with a single stroke for the traditional Gurkha sacred ceremony. Very scarce! Only one issued to each Gurkha Regiment in India. Specially carved native hardwood handle. Polished steel blade is a staggering 3/8" thick and more than 2 1/2 feet long. Weighs 4 lbs. 6 oz.

Atlanta Cutlery sells these puppies...

I want one for ceremonial beheadings of Buicks.

 

[lizard]

since our power has been out in the entire neighborhood its prime burglary time for the crackheads who live at the end of the street, so I've got my mauser bayonet ready to deter them. not quite a 4 lb kukri, but I think it'll do some persuading.

 

[NAD]

Is there widespread outages toward the east coast? I haven't been paying much attention to the weather-news, I just see fucked up storms everywhere and think "no thanks."

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I like swords

 

[lizard]

here in ohio, yes...driving through the city, some intersections have traffic lights, some not.

here's my pride, 1885 Portuguese Kropatschek sword/bayonet

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'd like to get a sword someday but it would have to be

a) battle ready and,
b) a historical design

none of this faggy fantasy ornamental costume sword crap