Woman finds Jesus in a bag of Cheetos.

This article reminds me somewhat of an "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" episode where Charlie, I think found some beverage stain in the shape of the Virgin Mary(or was it Mother Theresa?) and smelling $$$, turned the bar into a pilgrimage site.
 
Oh, I see now.
But it would also work for America because, it seems like that she is the stereotypical dumb American.