you think they really apply, go look at the Seriously off topic board, where they have a "post your Cocks" threadert said:"By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-orientated, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."
anyways, @zsuzsa not quite spit or swallow, more like in or on/off
basically, are you like this "eww get it off of me", or are you more like