Women Talk

[persephone28]

see i cant let a girl do that. . i have to do my duty. . i cant leave a woman unsatisfied. . . its just not right.


its strange, but the point of sex (from a sensational point) is for the guy to make a girl orgasm as many times as he can, while not orgasming himself (at least for a little while). Strange. . .

DAMN!!!! I sure like your way of thinking!

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Stop whining, guys. I won't have sex for 5 years

 

[M.]

hey tut, how do you do doggie style with the girl on top? lol, wait, are you into strap ons?


i am unable to orgasm.

 

[persephone28]

you people and your sexual adventures. . .

i miss good lovin. .

me (sniffle..) too

 

[Heavenscent]

Stop whining, guys. I won't have sex for 5 years

Why? You lost your dick in the shower and now you're growing a new one?

 

[persephone28]

Stop whining, guys. I won't have sex for 5 years

Why is that?

 

[bobvex]

i am unable to orgasm.

seriously?

you mean yoru body wont allow it?

or just you cant seem to get off?

@ somby - 5 years? you poor, poor man. . .

@ persephone -

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

@ somby - 5 years? you poor, poor man. . .

Aye, Johanna has cursed me, the wench

 

[persephone28]

hey
next topic:

do you like some butt-slapping?!

I've been naughty ... so, Yeah I think I could go for a good slapping right about now

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

@persephone: i've gotten my share of butt-slapping so far today, lol

 

[bobvex]

Aye, Johanna has cursed me, the wench

shes not a wench. . .

maybe you deserved it

i hereby bid you good luck, and by the end of the summer you shall be laid. .










can good luck temporary hexes be put on the hexxor as well?

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

shes not a wench. . .

maybe you deserved it

i hereby bid you good luck, and by the end of the summer you shall be laid. .

Hey, you rock man

She's a Swedish witch from the forests of Blåkulla

As a returning gift, I cast lvl3 eroticism on you

 

[Heavenscent]

I've been naughty ... so, Yeah I think I could go for a good slapping right about now

SPANKSPANKETYSPANKETYSPANKWHOOP!

(i'm in a SPANKY mood today)

 

[bobvex]

I've been naughty ... so, Yeah I think I could go for a good slapping right about now

OH EM GEE











*spankityspankityspankityspankityspankityspankityspankityspankityspankityspankityspankityspankityspankityspankityspankityv*

 

[bobvex]

^^you COPY CAAAAT

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

*runs backwards into a dark corner to avoid all the spankers*

 

[Johanna]

Aye, Johanna has cursed me, the wench

you brought it upon yourself when you said you wouldnt trade programs for topless pictures I want to see how morally corrupt and desperate you can become...

Anyways I should probably answer some of these questions but I cant be arsed

 

[bobvex]

*changes topic*

"The Release"

so, you and yotu partner are hot an dheavy. . .gettin down and dirty, doin the old horizontal mambo. . getin down with *gets hit with shoe by needled*. . ok . .
and the end is near. .

where does the mess go. . .?

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

you brought it upon yourself when you said you wouldnt trade programs for topless pictures I want to see how morally corrupt and desperate you can become...

Anyways I should probably answer some of these questions but I cant be arsed

Speaking about arses ...

Of course I won't trade topless pics for programs, that would be a crime against humanity!

 

[Heavenscent]

*changes topic*

"The Release"

so, you and yotu partner are hot an dheavy. . .gettin down and dirty, doin the old horizontal mambo. . getin down with *gets hit with shoe by needled*. . ok . .
and the end is near. .

where?

Me: On top of the bed
She: rolling off bed, struck by my last stroke