women

Fragle don't be retarded. Keep nailing her discretely on the side while looking for another girl to date. Otherwise your nuts will fill up with all that extra spooge and you will die of ECB (excessive cum buildup).
 
Waste of time.

Pussy trap and shit, I'd rather play guitar,record,mix and get drunk and jerk off instead of having a girl in my life, been like that since last years and I can finally live my projects without having somebody who's just gonna fuck my schedule for eating with their parents and shit.
Kill em' all.
 
Lol, I'm not claiming i'm virgin far from that I had woman all my teenage years from 13 to 20 and I never had time for myself so yea, pussy is great I admit but i'm happy to be single for now until I find the good one.

Relationships fucked me up tbh.
 
Im married and my wife helps me pay for guitars, pickups, computer parts, guitars etc..

To 'real' women everywhere, I salute you :kickass:
 
I'm totally with midget_donkeys... And if a girl fucks around with you, it's your own fault.
 
Yeah playing guitar, recording, mixing, conquering the fucking world is great, but sex is better and if you think otherwise you have just revealed your virginity to everyone here, so stop whining and go get some pussy. And no, jerking off doesn't cut it

Hahahaha Dan :lol:
 
I found a girl who isn't a fucking idiot and tries hard to be reasonable (and apologises when she isn't). Times are good.

But seriously, there's a lot of truth in the George Carlin quote "All women are crazy, and the reason that all women are crazy is that all men are stupid"
 
truth, women are crazy, but that's just part of the deal....and let's face it, a perfectly reasonable and generally "easy" girl would be boring as fuck.
i just hate it when they start acting like stupid bitches and play with everyones feelings. apparently some of them can jump between "i love you", "we'll we're just having an affair that's it", back to love, and "this is over, i still have feelings for guy XY" like it's a cakewalk. impressive, really.
personally, i can live with either one, just start making decisions dammit. makes you wonder if it's worth the fight or if you're better off just showing her the door. the latter would probably be the best option, but damn that particular chick is completely insane - in a really good way.
 
It´s a fact. Fucking its great but this wont change your life. I say this because some of us might believe that love, sex can fill what it´s missing in our lifes. Womens are hard to understand and they always expect so much from us and most of them suck (not only cock) but most of our time. I found that when we have a women in our life it´s hard to create, develop projects and ideas. They want us all the time and most of them affect our objectives and dreams. Fortunately not all are like this but most of them are. So fuck friends are the best! ahah
 
Problem is you gotta find the one that has the right amount of crazyness for you.
And that's only depending on a shit ton of luck and nothing else.

I have a woman who tells me I'm a pussy because I want to get a guitar with wooden finish.
That rocks in a strange way :lol:

So yeah, to hell with most women I guess. But not all of em ;)