wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[swizzlenuts]

 

[lurch70]

I am out and about. A chick is hitting one me.

 

[swizzlenuts]

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[ChaosLee]

Are you drinking at least, Lurch?

 

[lurch70]

Like a fucking fish. I got an aston martiin ride back. Tomorrow night going to a MCLaren US launch party. The one percent awaits.

 

[ChaosLee]

Break out the Louis XIV cognac

 

[lurch70]

you know you're married and clueless when a chick you've been talking to all night ends the night with a longing look and "I hope to see your mini cooper one day" and your response is "i bet" ... and you get in a car to drive away

literally face palmed myself 5 minutes after that happened

dorian would have been probably dealing with the aftermath of a good rodgering if he was in my shoes.

 

[dorian gray]

lol @ "I bet"

 

[Krilons Resa]

you know you're married and clueless when a chick you've been talking to all night ends the night with a longing look and "I hope to see your mini cooper one day" and your response is "i bet" ... and you get in a car to drive away

literally face palmed myself 5 minutes after that happened

dorian would have been probably dealing with the aftermath of a good rodgering if he was in my shoes.

 

[dorian gray]

I retired from rodgering

 

[einride]

"I hope to see your mini cooper one day"

thats the most blatant innuendo i've ever heard

 

[lurch70]

everyone knows that big dudes have small dicks ...

 

[einride]

but is it not also true that dudes with small dicks compensate by having big cars



how large IS your penis exactly

 

[lurch70]

i drive a Mini ... so about the size of a toddler's thumb

 

[Krilons Resa]

hung like a lightswitch.

I'd expect a big, burly gypsy to be the proud owner of a choad. Hung like a can of tuna.

 

[lurch70]

@ hung like a lightswitch.

you'll never know ...

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Are tuna can cocks actually real?

 

[dorian gray]

no

 

[Krilons Resa]

the nurse knows.

 

[dorian gray]

heh....penises....I've had lots of amusing and insightful discussions about penises with our fairer sex