World Cup

Ok well what happened is this,when i was younger,I was on an expedition to the amazon to find out something about a frog or some shit and i was brutally attacked by a bunch of Brazlians who tried to make me wear pro-chirstian shirts,(hence my hate for both groups,the christian one is actually a worse one which is to painful to talk about), It was then i noticed how much of a bunch of fucking gay arse cheaters who dive and over act at everything, not only that i saw fucking brazilian refs encouraging diving and overacting, thus teaching young kids how to play soccer badly. This made me mad,so mad i pissed on all them. Then the world cup came along and i got really pissed off at how everyone became soccer experts even when they could only name strikers of "popular cool" teams and fags started wearing white boots, WHITE FUCKING BOOTS, despite contray beilief a soccer team has more players then 3 strikers,and me being a defender got extremely pissed off. So then i made it my personal duty to piss on every striker i saw.

so there
you have it.
 
Your anger is preventing you from living a fulfilling life, heres what you need to do, change "pissed on" to "given flowers to" and you will feel happiness coursing through your veins :D
 
I can think of a hundred better fetishes than that one :D

But, whatever floats your boat :)