Worst Band Names

[Necroraven]

Inspired by Favourite Band names-thread, why not list the worst? There are of course countless shitty names, but here are some:

Dødkvlt
Gestapo 666
Duria Sadyr
Heathen Hoof
Six Feet Under
Fairyland
Rhapsody
69 Eyes
Totalselfhatred
Flotsam and Jetsam
Soilwork
... And Oceans
Serpenthia
Gloomy Grim
Golgotha Reaper

And of course Kivimetsän Druidi

Also all kinds of horrendous Dentist on Friday, Asking Alexandria, Miss May I and likes + super-clichéd names like Requiem, which like five million bands have.

 

[Onder]

Generally when there is a whole sentence in the title, it's moronic.

 

[Krow]

I might add some later, but how the FUCK is Six Feet Under a bad name for a death metal band?

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Septic Flesh is a name that annoys me, and happens to be the single thing I don't enjoy about the band themselves.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

The devil wears prada.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Devildriver

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Pink Cream 69

 

[sevag00]

I might add some later, but how the FUCK is Six Feet Under a bad name for a death metal band?

It's a bias against their music.

 

[Necroraven]

how the FUCK is Six Feet Under a bad name for a death metal band?

Well, it's not that BAD name, but it has always annoyed me, don't know why really.

Also:

Limbonic Art
Ride for Revenge
Deathstars
Abigail Williams
Cavalera Conspiracy
Machinae Supremacy
Kiuas
Ov Hell

 

[challenge_everything]

Fairyland

 

[celestialelixir]

Disarmonia Mundi
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

 

[damnromulans]

Edenbridge
Elvenking
Stratovarius
Cirith Ungol
Destroyer 666
Anorexia Nervosa

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Edenbridge
Elvenking
Stratovarius
Cirith Ungol
Destroyer 666
Anorexia Nervosa

You are kidding with Cirith Ungol and Destroyer 666 right?

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Strapping Young Lad
In the Woods...
Sigh

 

[SkeletonWitch]

You are kidding with Cirith Ungol and Destroyer 666 right?

Destroyer 666 is kind of childish.

 

[Necroraven]

Destroyer 666 is kind of childish.

Nöt, if it has the röck döts

 

[AchrisK]

Goatwhore

 

[Vilden]

Deströyer 666 is an awsome bandname.

 

[Raina]

Destroyer 666 sounds quite ridiculous in a computer n00b way...they could have left out the 666...and the umlauts.

Now, for band names I find quite silly (regardless whether I like them or not)

Dimmu Borgir
Carach Angren
Stratovarius, indeed
Negură Bunget... the words may be of cool and meaningful dacian origin, but put together they are a bit forced and pompous.
My dying bride
Orden Ogan
Cradle of Filth
Children of Bodom
Eternal Tears of Sorrow
Equilibrium

 

[crimsonfloyd]

The worst= 666 Triangle Six of Death

Some other bad ones:
Frost Hallowed
Forest Stream
Dimmu Boiger
Dark Funeral
Mystic Forest
Metalucifer