Worst case scenario.

zeppelin

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Jun 8, 2004
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Here it is:

It is the Third Wolrd War and a nuclear attack seems inevitable. You are one of the lucky ones however. You are selected to choose a group of four people who, along with yourself, will spend a year in a bombshelter with no contact with the outside world whatsoever.
Bearing in mind that Armageddon is not for certain and that they'll be your only company for a year, here are your choices:

1) The Beatles during the "Abbey Road" recording period - John and Paul cant stand each other, Ringo is just along for the ride and George is the only real guy you can relate to. However, if you save them they'll probably inspire bands that will intern inspire other bands and metal as we know it will be restored .... if you can get them to record again...

2) Queen during the "A Kind of Magic" recording period - You'll be saving quite a wide spectrum of music here but three months down the line and Freddie is starting to get fresh with you and you're not too certain about Roger and John's prefrences either...

3) Black Sabbath reunion - A bunch of the coolest old geesers alive but you have a hard time understanding Ozzy and Bill doesn't want to drink with you guys. They probably are your best bet so far but will they get out and make good music again?

4) Metallica "St. Anger" period - Lars irretates you shitless cause he speaks the way he does during interviews, James is high and mighty, Kirk is pretty O.K and who wants to speak to Robert anyway. However they still are a metal band with pontential but you might just be saving melcore.....

5) The Spice Girls(then) - OK, so you get to spend a year in the company of fairly good looking women and if you are the only ones alive it will be up you to repopulate the Earth, but if not you've just wiped out music as we know it and your children will grow up knowing only the Spice Girls and no instruments will be played for who knows how long...

What to do?
 
I take Metallica to have the chance to bashing them for real and drop the carcasses outside for the mutated vultures. Who cares about mankind extinction anyway?
 
Black Sabbath definately! Ozzy can enterain with some ant snorting, etc; and how else would I be able to get a year's worth of free guitar lessons from Tony Iommi??!
Anyway, imagine all of the bitching you'd have to put up with if you were locked in a bomb shelter with the Spice Girls for a year...
 
Metal Dog said:
I'd have to stick with murder/torture as I don't happen to have a cock. After hearing some of the stuff that has come out of the mouths of the Spice Girls I don't know if I'd risk putting my cock in there even if I did have one :lol:

Ayayay!!! :hotjump:
 
Ok - apart from the fact that you cannot repopulate the human race with only 5 people - supposing it were possible, would you really want the entire human race to come from the spice girls? A fate worse that extinction?