WORST gift ever!

[lizard]

our web guy's 17 year old daughter just got back from three weeks in Australia. She brought back for her mom some lovely coasters with aboriginal designs on them, and for her dad, she gave him some Quantas airline mints, a few packs of vegemite, and a poster of bruce lee.

 

[xfer]

What's wrong with vegemite? (besides sucking)

 

[lizard]

nah its the Bruce Lee poster. I mean you travel to the other side of the world and buy Bruce Lee? Sure, she's 17 so she's somewhat silly, and he's into various martial arts, but you can buy a Lee poster anywhere!

 

[minxnim]

it's not that bad. at least she thought of him. i can think of worse souvenirs. like a human head. or an STD.

 

[Don't Blame Me I Voted Satan]

1 of my frends once got a bar of shit rapped up and made look like chocolate once. i guess its the thought that counts

 

[xfer]

See the thread about my stool.

 

[NAD]

One Christmas my grandma got me a Where's Waldo book. I think I was 19, and no she isn't senile.

The best part is I actually went through the whole book finding that goofy bastard, just out of principle I guess.

 

[lizard]

you probably sat there like our web guy and said, "gee....thanks!"

 

[NAD]

Bruce Lee > Waldo

Buddy of mine recently returned from Australia, he brought with him all kinds of zany crap, including a change purse made from an actual kangaroo nutsack! Gave that to the pothead of our group. "You put your weed in there!"

 

[Profanity]

I've never received any gifts I didn't like.

 

[mindspell]

I have eaten some vegemite-marinated, amongst other things, chicken and it was pretty damn good.

I love the nutsack pouch...

 

[xfer]

I love the nutsack pouch...