Worst Injury You've Ever Sustained

[biggsy]

I dislocated my knee cap the other day playing hockey. That's my worst but I'm sure you guys would have something more exciting.

 

[Frank the tank]

yeah i dislocated my shoulder doing that. but the worst injury i ever had probably was slicing my hand open when i was a kid on broken glass.

 

[Pessimism]

I got my penis caught in a transformer action figure from Mcdonalds (back when they had cool toys)

 

[Draznog]

peice of glass through my left hand.

 

[Matt]

Once I fell of a slide thingy and landed headfirst on a nail.

And once I was involved in a horrific collision at home plate in which the runner ran into me. He like 350lbs. Luckily he broke a leg and ankles and I had a dew bruises.

 

[biggsy]

I got my penis caught in a transformer action figure from Mcdonalds (back when they had cool toys)

What was your dick doing near that Transformer?:zombie:

 

[Pessimism]

I was showing him why I should be leader of the decepticons.
My cannon may have been bigger, but man.....oh man....

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

I got my penis caught in a transformer action figure from Mcdonalds (back when they had cool toys)

You would fuck anything,would you ?

I accidentally slit my wrist on a glass that i broke when i was just 2-3.
I almost cut a vain but my mom stoped the bleeding and took me to the hospital.
Still have a nasty scar on my left hand.

 

[Sömnlös]

Broken ankle. I broke my ankle a couple weeks back, while drunk, and I made it worse by trying to get up and run, multiple times.

 

[Pessimism]

^^^LL

 

[Horus]

I broke my self esteem once. It hurt like fuck.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

was drunk and i jumped off a 12ft wall that I thought was 3ft because it was pitch black. Fucked up my heal really badly, Im thinking bone spurs. couldnt walk for a month and a half.

Tore the shit out of my ankle while on a break away during hockey. hurt like shit! missed the shot too

 

[biggsy]

haha... i can just see you jumping off the wall going 'this isn't 12ft:zombie:'

 

[Evil?]

About 5 or 6 years ago when I had braces I was hit in the face by a baseball and it knocked out my 4 front teeth on top, and the braces cut the fuck out of my lip. In addition the force broke the bone that runs along the roof of your mouth. The bone broke through the skin into my mouth. I went to the hostpital and by the time the doctor got to help me the gums had started to close. He gave me a shot for the pain, set the bone back into the roof of my mouth, and shoved the teeth back into my gums(they were hanging from my braces...). To top it off I had to bite down on gauss for the next 3 hours so that my gums would take hold to my teeth again. It was the most miserable thing ever.

 

[Death Animal]

I did lost my eyes in first world war.

 

[aqnimal]

I broke both legs when I went skating back when I was 9, and fractured a rib when I got pushed off a balcony railing at a party back in college- I landed in a bush.

 

[ivry91]

I'm not sure, Once i tore my knee cartilage playing Hockey at the age of 16 and it took one year for me to be able to skate again.

Or maybe when i had a car crash on my fingers and they had to rebullid with by putting a piece of iron in my hand.

 

[FailingAcension]

When I was little I cut my nose in half horizonatally on some tin roofing. Lately I ripped open my hand on a broken door. It ripped real deep and to make a long story short, I ended up seeing my fat and I fainted. I also tore my ACL 6 years ago.

Pic of my infected hand.

 

[Frank the tank]

I broke both legs when I went skating back when I was 9, and fractured a rib when I got pushed off a balcony railing at a party back in college- I landed in a bush.

you win

 

[Gorva]

Slammed my middle finger ina door and the nail got ripped off when i tried to pull it out. Blood gushing out all over the place, good times.