Worst thing youve heard in bed?

[Beth]

So talks the miss not-sex-before-marriage

yessum

I'm glad I don't have to hear those sounds coming from anyone.

I just said the word "come" again.....oops...:Smug:

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

I'm perverting beth on msn for the sake the forum... you can rep me to say thanks!

 

[xenophobe]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[Beth]

I'm perverting beth on msn for the sake the forum... you can rep me to say thanks!

hahahaahahh

Try, try, but you'll never win

 

[Klaha]

"how cute"

*sigh*

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Oh, i'll wine, you'll be an alcoholic crackwhore by the weekend

 

[Beth]

Oh, i'll wine, you'll be an alcoholic crackwhore by the weekend

We'll see :Smug:

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Heheheeheheheheheehehehehehheeheheh *buys the righs to Beth-pornos*

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

No r00d w0rds used thankyou very much... therefore not tr00 cyb0r

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

"The bulge in your pants is bulging!"

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

The difference is that we do if for teh fun, he dpes it for teh stiffy

 

[Beth]

damn beth left, we must stop until she comes back, other wise this gonna turn into a soft-gay-cyber, and we dont want that, not without belial

naughty, naughty boys......

 

[Powerslave]

*fap*

 

[veil the sky]

what was your dog doing in your bed?????

 

[veil the sky]

aaaaaAAAAAAaaahhhh!!

 

[LiB]

veil your called stu? me too!, BIG UP TO THA STU's!

Got a really ironic one. I farted while putting on a condom, thus getting no sex while i was putting it on for sex, HAR HAR!.

 

[veil the sky]

they are already locked!!! ....mwahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!

veil your called stu? me too!, BIG UP TO THA STU's!

Got a really ironic one. I farted while putting on a condom, thus getting no sex while i was putting it on for sex, HAR HAR!.

YEY STU!!!!!

 

[DE]

The worst thing I've heard in bed is my sister having sex, which she and her boyfriend vehemently denied afterwards.

 

[Don Corleone]

i once heard a pussy fart, but i didnt pay much attention...after all it's not in her hands...



HOWEVER, this is a conversation that has really taken place. it was the first time i was getting laid with this girl and she was a virgin. she had made out before obviously, but never been in bed.


my girlfrined: (was just given oral sex, so is happy and all lying) hmmm. yes...

don: umm, yeah, soo...now what?

gf: ha?

don: you know...errr...have you ever heard that...errrr...if the male does not...errr....ejacu...ejaculate...it hurts?

gf: yeah, i had heard.

don: so?

gf: so what?

don: what are we gonna do about it? it really hurts.

gf: (pointing to the door) thats the way to the toilet.

don: ???

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

LOL @hearse