...to call the mental hospital where my roommate is (conjecturally) on suicide watch and have the doctors as him where his car keys are because he is parked across two of our parking spots and other people have cars, too?
Originally posted by the_preppy
suicide and suicide attempts are knee slappers.
i recommend shoving the car in the ditch. when he comes home, call him nicknames like 'ol crazyface' and stuff.