Chromatose said:So, might as well plan now what kind of cake you want me to make for your funeral!
firewalkjen said:Looks like someone's watching your ass!!
James Woods said:I once had a day like that
I almost ate this sandwich, right, but I decided against my better judgment to forgo such a succulent dish.
Later that day Danny Glover stopped by and took and bite, and guess what??
NO MAYONNAISE.
NoLordy said:And by satan, I mean coincidence. I've had those days.
Iris said:OOF! I'm glad nothing happend to you!
It does make me wonder, though..
What IF you had parked your car at work, as usual?
Would the truck have driven by, as usual?
Lord of Metal said:Iris asks a great Run Lola Run style question. I'd make the prediction that your car would have no impact. Don't get me wrong. I believe that all of our actions, every single one, has a great impact on our lives; however, that doesn't mean that I believe it's purely black and white. Your car being parked in that spot really wouldn't change what road a truck driver decided to take to get to his destination. There is the slight chance that parking your car in that spot could cause a chain of events that would effect the truck driver, but more than likely, you wouldn't have a car at the moment. BUT! Something else would have happened. Your day would have been greatly changed, and maybe James Woods or Danny Glover would have raped you, or something equally as gratifying and horrific would have taken place. SO! Here's to going to school! *raises sword*
I need all the luck I can get.DreamNeonBlack said:OK, I'm taking the bait.
I've got some good luck, can I rub it on you?
metalkingdom said:Yeah, but you have a huge weiner so....