Write a haiku about the person above you.

[Will Bozarth]

...

 

[azal]

Starting haiku threads
On breaks from searching ebay
For Warrel Dane's pubes

 

[azal]

mighty haiku god
leaving the less brilliant ones
too shook to post theirs

 

[Lunar Still]

Guy from New Jersey
Who thinks he's a haiku god
Mistaken for Serb

 

[Chromatose]

eats his pork and beans,
chainsaw-wielding zombie dude
all hail hypno-toad

 

[Chromatose]

stir-fried some veggies
and cooked up a bowl of rice
tasty lunch, indeed!

 

[Will Bozarth]

dreams of giant pants
wrapped around his ankles now
he feasts upon the sun

 

[Chromatose]

by grabthar's hammer!
touch him touch him in his bum
bananarama

 

[Will Bozarth]

I'm Needlenose Ned
I am also Ned the Head
I remember you

 

[Chromatose]

There once was a Bozarth named Will,
Who only ate pickles that were dill.
But one time on Venus,
he mistakingly bit a penis,
and decided it should be cooked on a grill.

 

[Karmic]

tentacles ahoy
penetrated my anus
tentacles rape joy

 

[Shpongled]

Crazy fuckin' Swede
And his animated gifs
I still love him though

 

[Lunar Still]

Dude in Seattle
Beered me up for Nevermore
Likes to jump off stuff

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

lives in lou-evil
takes good "you gonna get raped"
pictures. i've seen them

(on myspace)

 

[Lunar Still]

Sexy Texan chick
Really good at devil sticks
Takes great mirror pics

I dare someone else to make their's rhyme!

 

[Will Bozarth]

Sucking cock for dough
Fuck many a-dirty hoe
Snorting lines of blow

 

[El Stormo]

the ex-495
silly haircut back then shave
not your beard beeatch

 

[Will Bozarth]

Tried to use smilies
More times than it would allow
Even though I mod.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I ruined the thread
Haikuing about myself
eh, woopsydaisies

 

[Karmic]

claimer of ducktits
glorious price indeed
rigorous in wealth