X-Mas is used by all the people who are too lazy to say Christmas.
Like myself.
(pssss...can anyone translate what he just said?) That's a negative, Captain.
I got a X-MAS! card the other day and it had a sticker on it that said: "Happy Birthday Jesus!"
I'm looking forward to seeing a few of my brothers that I normally don't get to see. Of course, people flat out giving you something (a gift) is fun, but I don't feel like I deserve a gift. I mean, what did I do? Oh yeah...that's right! I'm supposed to buy YOU a gift too...I see. OK, that makes it all OK. I'm going to try my best not to tell everyone to bug off.
BAH! Humbug.
"They all huddle in brown corners."

(pssss...can anyone translate what he just said?) That's a negative, Captain.
I got a X-MAS! card the other day and it had a sticker on it that said: "Happy Birthday Jesus!"

I'm looking forward to seeing a few of my brothers that I normally don't get to see. Of course, people flat out giving you something (a gift) is fun, but I don't feel like I deserve a gift. I mean, what did I do? Oh yeah...that's right! I'm supposed to buy YOU a gift too...I see. OK, that makes it all OK. I'm going to try my best not to tell everyone to bug off.
BAH! Humbug.
"They all huddle in brown corners."