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XXX Maniak - Harvesting The Cunt Nectar
Selfmadegod Records - SMG 025 - July 1st, 2006
By Brandon Strader
Under 18, hit the back button now and shield your eyes!
First off, the guys in the cover artwork are making a huge mistake. The first guy has stabbed a woman in the eye, and chopped off her left leg at the knee. The second guy has removed the lower half of a woman's torso and has begun slicing her top half off at the breastline. There are random bodyparts spread throughout the room, including male genitalia. All of this doesn't really sound too productive in harvesting cunt nectar, and the first guy is trying to harvest the woman's cunt nectar with a SHOVEL and making a huge mess with no nectar to be found. Here's some advice, if you want to properly harvest the cunt nectar, perhaps you should try talking to her instead? Pretend you care about her feelings? And don't bring a shovel to your first date, that is just stupid.
Anyway, let's see if they are better at music than they are at relationships. The first track slowly fades in with some spooky strings, and a guy telling some other guy to spark something, to which he is replied, "Gotcha!" Then a lighter snaps, a deep breath is taken, and the guy asks, "So is that the first time you've fucked a dead girl?" Suddenly without warning, some heavy and freakishly downtuned riffing comes in. Great quick tempo, and fantastic yelling vocals. The vocalist also uses some great inhaled "reet" vocals. The blastbeats really assist in forging the brutality of XXX Maniak's sound. Also, the double-bass is fast as fuck.
I can't say that I love this kind of gore-porn imagery, but the music kicks ass. The second song starts with a woman saying, "I'm not a fucking toilet, Ryan!" and enters more grinding. Oh man, words can't express the rush that this music causes! There are 31 tracks ranging in length between 17 seconds, and a minute and a half. Some of the quotes on these tracks are hilarious, like the fourth track's introduction, "I'm gonna shove this bottle up your ass! Is that what you want? I'm gonna shove this bottle up your ass!" and then, of course, the grinding ensues. If you love grind, porn, or gore, then you will probably love this little nugget of gold! Hide it though, this isn't something you'd want your parents to find.
8.5/10
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Official XXX Maniak MySpace
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Selfmadegod Records - SMG 025 - July 1st, 2006
By Brandon Strader
Under 18, hit the back button now and shield your eyes!
First off, the guys in the cover artwork are making a huge mistake. The first guy has stabbed a woman in the eye, and chopped off her left leg at the knee. The second guy has removed the lower half of a woman's torso and has begun slicing her top half off at the breastline. There are random bodyparts spread throughout the room, including male genitalia. All of this doesn't really sound too productive in harvesting cunt nectar, and the first guy is trying to harvest the woman's cunt nectar with a SHOVEL and making a huge mess with no nectar to be found. Here's some advice, if you want to properly harvest the cunt nectar, perhaps you should try talking to her instead? Pretend you care about her feelings? And don't bring a shovel to your first date, that is just stupid.
Anyway, let's see if they are better at music than they are at relationships. The first track slowly fades in with some spooky strings, and a guy telling some other guy to spark something, to which he is replied, "Gotcha!" Then a lighter snaps, a deep breath is taken, and the guy asks, "So is that the first time you've fucked a dead girl?" Suddenly without warning, some heavy and freakishly downtuned riffing comes in. Great quick tempo, and fantastic yelling vocals. The vocalist also uses some great inhaled "reet" vocals. The blastbeats really assist in forging the brutality of XXX Maniak's sound. Also, the double-bass is fast as fuck.
I can't say that I love this kind of gore-porn imagery, but the music kicks ass. The second song starts with a woman saying, "I'm not a fucking toilet, Ryan!" and enters more grinding. Oh man, words can't express the rush that this music causes! There are 31 tracks ranging in length between 17 seconds, and a minute and a half. Some of the quotes on these tracks are hilarious, like the fourth track's introduction, "I'm gonna shove this bottle up your ass! Is that what you want? I'm gonna shove this bottle up your ass!" and then, of course, the grinding ensues. If you love grind, porn, or gore, then you will probably love this little nugget of gold! Hide it though, this isn't something you'd want your parents to find.
8.5/10
UM's Review Rating Scale
Official XXX Maniak MySpace
Official Selfmadegod Records Website
