Yeah yeah, so Jeff can shred.

[Dead_Lioness]

wow, what a waste of time that video was

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

That would have been a lame thing to say.

 

[reese_apoc]

Maybe, but it would still have some merit considering alot of people are like "Batio is the greatest" "he's the fastest" and blah blah.

 

[Altitudes]

Remind me again why this is an achievement?

 

[azal]

I've always wanted to hear a guitar that sounds like a weed wacker.

 

[tered]

Remind me again why this is an achievement?

Because it's right on par and equally as interesting as this:

 

[Brooks]

So, I take it none of you watch the Olympics, because people who excel at athletic disciplines would be better using their skills giving you oral?

Come on now. That video is some fucking impressive guitar playing. Yes, he's not making MUSIC, but he is pushing the boundaries of the instrument. That at least is worth a nod of approval, isn't it?




PS: That hotdog video is amazing

Especially the part at 4:27: "This would be the greatest moment in the history of sports..."


EDIT: Hahahah, and at 5:31: "He may have changed the course of this nation, righted the course of our nation. A true American hero."

Oh man....

 

[Altitudes]

But can he play Flight of the Bumblebee at 320 bpm?

I came across this video again, only this time I am stoned silly (holy fuck), and this was the funnest thing I have witnessed. I came to thinking about how much timeit must of took to have just played that at a tempo I can't even begin to fathom, yet it still sounds like nothing yet it is a comical frenzy of notes played at a pace faster than a drill. Everything about it seems so intense and precise but from my point of view this is just silly beyond belief. Congrats to him though, I suppose ...

oh, I do recognize how difficult this is, even at his warmup tempo of like 170 (?) bpm.

That intro is killer!

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

the video is sped up people!! this is fake

nobody can play that fast

 

[Swabs]

the video is sped up people!! this is fake

nobody can play that fast

No.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

No.

yes

 

[Altitudes]

Negative.

 

[Captain Beard]

Chickentits.

 

[reese_apoc]

mmm, chicken...

 

[Altitudes]

...tits

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

si

 

[azal]

someone post a link to a song by this dude's band, I bet it's terrible.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

someone post a link to a song by this dude's band, I bet it's terrible.

dude, he already stated it was a power metal band...ofcourse its terrible

 

[Swabs]

someone post a link to a song by this dude's band, I bet it's terrible.

http://www.myspace.com/tdellavega There's his solo stuff.

It's pretty gay and generic.

 

[Burti]

So, I take it none of you watch the Olympics, because people who excel at athletic disciplines would be better using their skills giving you oral?

Come on now. That video is some fucking impressive guitar playing. Yes, he's not making MUSIC, but he is pushing the boundaries of the instrument. That at least is worth a nod of approval, isn't it?

No it's not, he should be writing really slow songs that use minor, half-diminished, and Lydian.

That is the only way forever.