Yo KriggityFrank...

I'm pissed off. After waiting neurotically for two weeks for the game and paying $40 (fucking amazon), today I got it and installed. But lo, the game crashes probably because of my inferior video and sound cards. It would be easy enough to upgrade them, but I have a laptop and I cannot find an upgrade compatible with the game that works for laptops! Fuck!

Oh Kilian Qatar, it seems we are not destined to be together.