Yoshi
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El Stormo
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NinjaKitten
YOINK!
unknown
fuck ftagn
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
i never got the point of super mario... why is an italian pizza baker running in a world of dinosaurs with a giant magic mushroom substance abuse jumping on poor small turtles and living plants... and what´s up with the smiling clouds and mountains... was the creator of this game high?
Mike
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hes a plumber and those small turtles and plants are attacking him damnit! it was strictly self defense!
who said he´s a plumber??!... there was a show long ago on the television that clearly shows marios profession... besides they are in no way attacking him, they do not even notice this maniac running wild... mario just has sensitive skin probably... the turtles basically walk towards him and he shrinks..
unknown
fuck ftagn
Mike
Member
dude, hes a plumber, notice the plumber-ish outfit, plus in the movie they were plumbers, it also would help explain why there are all these pipes everywhere.
and if you stand still all the shit in the game will just kill you, they are attacking the poor guy!
and if you stand still all the shit in the game will just kill you, they are attacking the poor guy!
Lord Foul
I don't spank men
Are you referring to the live-action Super Mario Brothers Super Show? With "Captain" Lou Albano? They were plumbers in that, too.
Man, I miss that Zelda cartoon.
Man, I miss that Zelda cartoon.
El Stormo
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FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Stormrider1981 said:
Why do you think he spends so much time with Luigi, and never gets with the princess?
El Stormo
Member
Exactly.
"Thank you Mario.
But our Princess is in another castle."
"I didn't come here to grope the Princess, mushroom-boys! I came here to rape you!"
"Thank you Mario.
But our Princess is in another castle."
"I didn't come here to grope the Princess, mushroom-boys! I came here to rape you!"
eaeolian
Division Guitarist
El Stormo
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Mike
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eaeolian
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