You all should stop listening to CoB...

Like these?

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At first I thought I would post that pic myself but then I decided to let you do that :3
 
Damn, and I thought this was going to be an intelligent thread like:
"You should stop listening to Children of Bodom because their last 3-4 albums were shit.

All their albums are crap- the lyrics are a bunch of woe is me I have to pretend to love Alexi but I'm a lesbian in the closet who wishes she could give herself a huge dose of serin and down a gallon of whiskey. Also Hatebreeder and Hate Crew Deathroll have subliminal messages on them- listen to that enough and you'll start speaking in tongues. seriously guys seriously

and you all are a bunch of faggotz:kickass:
 
Also Hatebreeder and Hate Crew Deathroll have subliminal messages on them- listen to that enough and you'll start speaking in tongues. seriously guys seriously
I'm still hoping to reach that point, but the countless hours I heard them weren't enough.
I would appreciate it if you could tell me how any hours you need to listen to these albums to talk like that.