you guys badminton was totally awesome

[VangelicSurgeon]

i played for the first time in about 7 years last week, it was suppossed to be like beginners night but I was definitly the only beginner there.

I got my ass kicked a few times and played for about 2 hours. my right buttcheek feels like someone punched it repeatedly with a fistfull of quarters.

ps badminton is the fastest-paced racket sport. no lie.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

pps it's totally the metalest racket sport too

 

[xfer]

i can't decide if this thread is unbelievably gay, or unbelievably nerdy.

 

[minxnim]

i used to LOVE this game in high school. seriously. i used to partner with this kid darnell in gym class and we'd smoke people.

 

[xfer]

and badminton is not the fastest-paced racket sport.

PING PONG dude.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

there is nothing nerdy or gay about this intense sport.

I got my ass handed to me, but now that I'm doing military presses 'n shit I will soon be in top form again. now I just need a racket worthy of my skillzzz.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

no way! the internet never lies!!

 

[xfer]

"there is nothing nerdy or gay about a sport in which my butt is totally all fucked up after slapping a shuttlecock back and forth all evening"

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

mmmmmmmmmm ok maybe it's a little gay. but so are politics.

 

[deadair]

ZING

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

um I would totally kick your ass in badminton dude. actually I would kick all of your asses. call it gay as much as you want.

 

[avi]

"shuttlecock"

'nuff said.

 

[xfer]

i will kick anyone's ass here in ping-pong, no joke.

 

[deadair]

josh, i'll take you up on that challenge... IT'S ON!!!!
(well, when i fly out there... or you fly out here)

 

[frigidpony]

I took a badminton CLASS in college and fucking smoked the majority of the class. This was the only class I would get out of bed before noon for, of course after several huge bong hits.

 

[xfer]

ah. now i know why josh likes the sport.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

my high school team was so f'n good that the league banned men from playing (I'm not sure how that makes sense but we were the only co-ed school with a team)

sore losers they were.

 

[frigidpony]

Badminton and Water Polo are total stoner sports. Oh, and Ultimate Frisbee.

 

[xfer]

because, of course, if men are allowed to compete then women will ALWAYS LOSE.

gay.

 

[frigidpony]

Unless the game is shooting ping pong balls out of your vagina.