You walk into an italian restaurant

[dreaming neon darkspot]

They think it's disgusting to eat just cream with noodles...I think it's rather tasty, in any case.

agreed on both counts.

well, it's not so much disgusting as it seems "pointless" to me. if im gonna get some kind of pasta dish for dinner, i'm going to want something substantial along with it.

 

[Chromatose]

both counts? meaning "disgusting" AND "tasty" ?!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

a chicken parmigiana wedgie. and if they don't have it, i'm in the wrong place.

 

[Captain Beard]

Sounds sexy, whatever it is.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

http://www.gazette.net/gazette_archive/2005/200505/entertainment/diningoutfeat/258635-1.html

 

[Captain Beard]

yes, Derick showed me. Now my pants are too tight. I want one of those now!

 

[Chromatose]

also they have the best mozzarella sticks ever


sadly, their pizzas aren't too good.

 

[Captain Beard]

burnt?

 

[Chromatose]

greasy, don't like the sauce, bland cheese.

Must be really salty because after eating some I have to drink loads and loads of water.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that's just the secret ingredient

 

[Chromatose]

Homer: You know what you should serve Marge? More of these lamb chops. These are the best ever.
Marge: Why, thank you Homey! You might say the secret ingredient is... salt.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I got a craving to see that episode where Homer goes to NY earlier.