You won't be an elite DT forum member until...

Thanatos

Thanatos

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Ok, so, in all my insomniac glory I've devised this game, the purpose is to list funny things about the forum and/or it's member, like:

You won't be an elite DT forum member until...

  • mousewings tells you you are cute (if you're male)
  • rahvin addresses you with words that you have to look up in a dictionary, and that he thinks make him look cool and literate
  • realhazard misspells your (nick)name in a way that he deems funny
  • you've seen certain gory pics involving phyros and bunnies (this one is for the tr00est ones :p )
Come on, give it a try :D
 
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  • onyx asks you: nickname, what does that word mean?
  • villain claims you need to follow his program for keeping youths off the streets because you forgot the exact release date of enter suicidal angels
  • melancholia analyzes your dreams in a 40,000 words post that becomes your recurring nightmare
  • misanthrope calls you a fucking n00b.
rahvin.
 
  • A thread you started is linked to in the forum faq
  • You've disagreed with Salamurhaaja on political issues
  • Hearse has made you download Thales
  • You've seen at least three threads asking about the female vocalist on Projector
  • You understand the significance of German smileys
  • Siren has flirted with you
  • At the Gates has kept a secret from you
 
  • you have heard hearse refer to practices involving his manhood as "clubbing the baby seal", "performing diagnostics on my man-tool", "playing the skin flute", or "shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk".
  • you have had your own birthday thread where a dozen of birthday-boys and -girls - people who only posts on now playing, now eating and birthday threads - you barely know congratulates on you finally turning twelve.
rahvin.
 
* you have started a birthday thread no matter if you knew the little bastard you wanted to greet.

*you've posted minimum 10 times in the NP thread

*you've babbled or seen babbling about how "unpolite" teh people in teh opteh forum are! (teh)

*you remember who phyros and astarte are...

*you've been called dimwit by hyena

*you've seen at least 25 different phyre smilies (and oh how they rule!)

*you've been bored by melancholia and the melon's continuos stupidities you don't understand and they seem to find fun!

*you've thought that Ingenious, no matter what he says, he's not a robot, and he seems to experience some feelings...

*you've thought that Thanatos real name was Jacinto!

fathervic ( * * * )
 
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  • you've rolled your eyes at melancholia's nth detailed descrption of the tea she is drinking
  • you start ignoring the "I'm new, What's the better DT album?, and so on" threads
  • you know the hotkeys for at least 5 smileys
  • you know at least two of the countless rahvin's ex girlfriends that dwell in the forum :tickled:
 
*You have experienced at least one negative comment, considering you grammar, by Rahvin.

*You have violently bent at least DT one song to fit into your perwertic point of view what is the song about.

*You have flamed newbies.

*You have made fun of Opeth´s Off-topic Chat Forum at least once.

*You have boasted with your hyper-fast internet connection.

*You have collected pure and honest sympathy from the regular members.

*You have appeared at the DT chats.

*If have replied to your bd thread, and if the gongratulations were typed correctly you are very kool (magazine with a little boy on the cover) and respected person.

*You have experienced at least four of my experimental threads.

*You have experienced at least two mud-cat-wrestling-flame-wars.

*One of the regulars has observed your porn collection from your shared folder in P2P program.

*You associate these words easily into each others "kitty"; "snaredrum"; "communist"; "trainer-shoe"; "dark"; "flames".

If you do, somekind of unearthly power of your belief bless you.
 
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Nogie said:
her ex's??? is there something you want to tell us, my dear rahvin?
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  • you have picked on rahvin's immediately corrected typos at least once, regardless of the fact he's posting an average of four thousand new messages each minute
rahvin.
 
  • People have referred to you by your first name... even if it is not part of your sig or username
  • You drool over the forum member's pictures and are happy when someone hot puts up an avatar with a pic of themselves
  • There's a nickname for you (such as Thanny, Nicky, etc.)
  • Ormir has flirted with you (if you are male... sometimes females too)
  • You've posted about how people from other forums are tools and/or are rude and said how great it is here as compared to there
  • You know where everyone is from and how old they are (despite these facts not being on everyone's profile)
  • You know who the forum Nazi is...
  • You've befriended people here, despite your obvious weirdness
  • You remember the hot singer-songwriter guy's creation of superband At the Flames
  • You've been mentioned/have participated in the round robin writing thread
@Thanny: I tell the newbies they're cute as well (scaring them away), so that's not an indication of being elite. Being elite means I've hit on you and you haven't minded. :p
 
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@Ahrvin:My brains are fed with highly intellectual leftist (read non-facist) blood,though my knowledge with biology is quite poor.



*You have at least one of my experiment threads devoted to you.

*At least 45% of the regular members have said something nice about you.

*You´ve got your own hb thread made by someone else than yourself

*You noticed me whining of my fast net-connection.

*At least one of your real-life friends has said something good about bass treatment in Hedon.

*You know who the female vocalist on Projector is, you just can´t remember.

*You´ve read this whole thread including the part where some evil-minded creatures doubt the sex of Rahvin and the lack of it.

*You got the line above.

*Ormir has dedicated a picture manipulation to you.
(without this you´re nutginh)

*You that it is possible to be a guy named as Michelle.


*You know what is so weird with 8th measure in Zodijackyl Light.


*You have boasted at least twice with your Zodijackyl Light VHS . I know I have.
 
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