You won't be an elite DT forum member until...

[Naku ist krig]

I decided to dig this up to make yours eyes hurt of tears of Joie (and painful memories?).

• you have posted at least 15 whiner-posts to NF-thread.
• you know who that guy - RealHazard - that some people in this thread speak of, is.
• you have seen me write at least two fully grammarwise posts, and you know how much I´ve worked to make them possible.
• you have given a hug to at least ten of the forum members.
• you remember when Rei Toei used to post, or at least you think so.
• you have cleaned a forum member of her/his own vomit, and you´re friggin´ proud of it.
• you have given a handshake to each and every current member of Dark Tranquillity, and maybe even chatted with them for a while.
• you have witnessed at least three different forum members passing out.
• you have made at least one thread, that has been locked by our mighty ruler Rahvin, because it was so popular that server could not bear its´ expanding glory.
• you complain of the fact that this forum is filled with elitists like yourself.

 

[King Chaos]

Reading through this thread was a treat . Ive got nothing worth sharing on the topic though . thanks for bumping it Naku.

 

[Naku ist krig]

• you have been here for so a long long time that it is hard for you to get that most of the today´s regulars haven´t seen this thread already
• you are having hard time trying to understand your old posts
• you have bumped a thread and made someone happy instead of creating ten new ones and bringing death, dead and destroyed.
  

 

[rahvin]

you have posted at least 15 whiner-posts to NF-thread.

make it 150 in my case.

you know who that guy - RealHazard - that some people in this thread speak of, is.

he bought me a beer last july in a club he wasn't probably even allowed to be in, so yes, i kinda know the man.

you have seen me write at least two fully grammarwise posts, and you know how much I´ve worked to make them possible.

never happened, sorry.

you have given a hug to at least ten of the forum members.

probably 20-30.

you remember when Rei Toei used to post, or at least you think so.

i think so, yeah.

you have cleaned a forum member of her/his own vomit, and you´re friggin´ proud of it.

let's say a couple.

you have given a handshake to each and every current member of Dark Tranquillity, and maybe even chatted with them for a while.

no need for me to brag about this one, right?

you have witnessed at least three different forum members passing out.

without a doubt.

you have made at least one thread, that has been locked by our mighty ruler Rahvin, because it was so popular that server could not bear its´ expanding glory.

well, to be honest, yes, some of my threads (like the rules thread) have been locked by rahvin at some point.

you complain of the fact that this forum is filled with elitists like yourself.

i complain that there aren't enough.

 

[Hiljainen]

I'm not even elite

 

[rahvin]

I'm not even elite

you're advanced tonight. we'll consider your chances to become either a dungeon or a dragon on the morrow.

 

[hyena]

you're advanced tonight. we'll consider your chances to become either a dungeon or a dragon on the morrow.

oh my.

i'm elite, or at least i believe. so i skip the part where i turn into a dungeon. let's hope.

 

[Kovenant84]

Yeah, no turning into a dungeon, please. That's just scary.

Ok, this one's for DJ -
# You used the alterna-board's live chat feature

~kov.
~nothing is trivial (for old time's sake)

 

[Hiljainen]

Why haven't i turned into a dungeon (or dragon)?

 

[rahvin]

Why haven't i turned into a dungeon (or dragon)?

the day's just begun. in fact, the day hasn't officially begun until i can look at the screen without blinking 4 times per second.

 

[Hitori]

i think my best part in tuska was, after rahvin denying for the whole festival that the Dark Tranquillity forum was "elite", he came up to me and whispered that i was right and it IS, but that now i have permission to post here as well

 

[rahvin]

i think my best part in tuska was, after rahvin denying for the whole festival that the Dark Tranquillity forum was "elite", he came up to me and whispered that i was right and it IS, but that now i have permission to post here as well

wha-- treason! i never talked to this girl in my entire life, and she was acting very suspicious at the festival after being hit on the head by an elderly passer-by.

 

[Hitori]

riiiiiiight... i'm still allowed to post, right?

 

[rahvin]

riiiiiiight... i'm still allowed to post, right?

but grudgingly

 

[Branwen]

Good God! I never realized you needed Rahvin's PERMISSION to post here!

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

You do need a slightly less strangling tie, just so that all that blood that goes to your head keeps circulating too.

 

[Naku ist krig]

@rahvin:

make it 150 in my case.

Now we were talking about people who don´t post 48 messages/a day like mister Whinerfuck Overposter I use so fancy words that there is need for others to continue their lives.

he bought me a beer last july in a club he wasn't probably even allowed to be in, so yes, i kinda know the man.

Ok.. it´s either me or thee, but one of us lived the day in a different dimension. I could almost swear that i didn´t buy a single beer at tavastia, though i might have still given one to you - i just dont where did get that in that case.

you have seen me write at least two fully grammarwise posts, and you know how much I´ve worked to make them possible.

never happened, sorry.

Don´t you know that admitting that wont make me write using better language and more logically but shorter posts.

probably 20-30.

You have advenced to level 2. Which one it will be, strength or stamina?

you have cleaned a forum member of her/his own vomit, and you´re friggin´ proud of it.

let's say a couple.

That could be the you-need-to-this-before-you-can-get-inside-our-secret-club -task

psst.. if you still want to prove your right to exist gimme money or something.

 

[Branwen]

It's getting more and more difficult. Let's recap: I need a bigger size tie and I need to bribe Naku. OK What else?

 

[rahvin]

Ok.. it´s either me or thee, but one of us lived the day in a different dimension. I could almost swear that i didn´t buy a single beer at tavastia, though i might have still given one to you - i just dont where did get that in that case.

well, it beats me where you got it, but i can swear someone put a beer in my hand, while everyone else was busy putting theirs on my shoes, and i can swear that someone was you. i couldn't swear it in finnish, though.

You have advenced to level 2. Which one it will be, strength or stamina?

stamina. it's gonna be demanded out of me shortly, and plenty of it.

That could be the you-need-to-this-before-you-can-get-inside-our-secret-club -task

i volunteer for being the puker.


@branwen: my permission is not required, but my explicit prohibition could technically be an obstacle. after you've loosened your tie and paid the naku, you have to lower the average serious content in your prose by 80% of whatever the current level is. such a dramatic drop will be a tell-tale sign of your brain adapting itself to our simple and natural way of life.

 

[Naku ist krig]

well, it beats me where you got it, but i can swear someone put a beer in my hand, while everyone else was busy putting theirs on my shoes, and i can swear that someone was you. i couldn't swear it in finnish, though.

Could this be when mister Stanne arrived and K. Goss (ok.. it might have been her look-a-like also) wanted me to take pic of her and Stanne, and I at least tried passing my beer to someone and taking the picture?
Makes almost sense, but I have feeling that in the end I kept my beer and someone else took the photo. - It all just happened so quickly that I can´t tell really.
If it really was that beer, it was bought by mr Brändström, not me.