You won't be an elite DT forum member until...

[mousewings]

@rahvin: I've told you that you look like David Gray, so that's kinda hitting on you.

 

[Incendiare]

• You have several phoney UM accounts
• You post in more than ten UM boards
• You know your multiplication and division
• Are known as the forum gossip
• Has a quote unquote "cool" avatar

 

[Siren]

• mousewings has hit on your husband (edit: after public demand i shall add "or your boyfriend" u_u)
• you've hugged teh bunney!!! ^___^

 

[Salamurhaaja]

-You have posted on the bubu-thread, even tho you haven't got the
slightest clue what bubu means or what that thread is about.

-You've hit back on Ormir, even if you are straight.

-You know my real name.

-You know my full name.

 

[Tristessa]

• You get support when you say you're down
• someone say something about what you post here before
• you understand the jokes in this thread

 

[Naku ist krig]

*You know what follows arfer i type "btw" or "by the way".

*You´ve had a thread dedicated to your computer mouse or to your car.

*You have made your 1st thousand post and started a thread of it.
(ok: 666;5000;7600 are fine too)

 

[FatherVic]

*you still remember what "chupi" means and therefore you feel chupi about it!

* you've experience server problems with the UM...oh wait, that makes you an average user, the ones that HAVEN'T experience server problems are either outlayered statistics or miracles!

 

[Kovenant84]

• You've clicked on a 5 page long thread, wondering how something appeared and got so long since you last logged on, only to discover that you'd replied 4 times already, back in July 2002, before RH resurrected it...
• Not only did you post on the bubu thread, but you've seriously argued its grammatical rules...
• You've actually attempted to stop a flamewar on these boards... and you may have been successful...
• yeah... btw... I'm new here... which is the best album?

~Kovenant
~Nothing is trivial

 

[Hiljainen]

Not only did you post on the bubu thread, but you've seriously argued its grammatical rules...

this is good *feels a bit like an elite member*

 

[Melancholia]

* you've dug up a super old thread
* you felt like killing At the gates after one of his typical revealing sensitive information
* you know what a Bubu is
* you've posted in Ingenius' super successful Dreamthread
* you use chupi in other forums,too
* I've analyzed your dreams in a 40.000 words post
* you understand FV's witty jokes
* you know who the DT doctor is
* you've felt you're going to pee on yourself,but "refused" to stop posting and go to the bathroom

 

[Thanatos]

two?!?
*starts counting his ex's*
*counts em again*
no, nope. no two. not yet.

*cough* serenla *cough* I know she dwells, she's just in invisible mode

 

[rahvin]

*cough* serenla *cough* I know she dwells, she's just in invisible mode

oh but of course. i had thought about that later. she's just such a professional lurker i often forget she spies on me over here. last time i saw her she wanted to send her new bf to beat up some of my friends and - incidentally - me. good old serenla. always keen on provding material for countless laughs.

rahvin.

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

* When you have "left" the forum, but still linger around (*whispers* "secretly?") and read teh cool threads like this.. (y)

 

[Onyx]

onyx asks you: nickname, what does that word mean?

Hmm... Do I get annoying with that?
It's not such a shame when a person doesn't know something, but it is more shameful when he/she doesn't want to know that something.

Nobody knows as much as I don't know.

 

[Rei Toei]

- hearse asks you to post pics of you wearing g-strings at least a dozen times
- |ngenius calls you "little one"
- vultureculture just at you

 

[Tristessa]

• this is the third time you post here
• you start to feel that everyone here is saying the same but with different words
• you feel ashamed 'cause you are not that good writing in english
• you know the board seasons, you know when and why is the people here and when they are not

 

[Thanatos]

• you read a thread in the opeth forum where Siren, Ormir and phyre posed as tr00 black metallers

 

[rahvin]

Hmm... Do I get annoying with that?

nah, i think the purpose of this thread is also to make some light-hearted fun of our most recurring habits. for instance, though many have mentioned my using uncommon words, never for a second do i assume that i really get annoying with those...

rahvin.

 

[Thanatos]

nah, i think the purpose of this thread is also to make some light-hearted fun of our most recurring habits. for instance, though many have mentioned my using uncommon words, never for a second do i assume that i really get annoying with those...

rahvin.

you assumed wrong you piece-of-shit, scumbag of a moderator









































....oops, wrong thread *heads to flamethrower*

 

[rahvin]

....oops, wrong thread *heads to flamethrower*

you know i *just* thought i was beginning to get confused between these two myself.

rahvin.