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[Windom Pearl]

I've decided to learn to sing. So on our, say, fourth album you will hear german power metal type vocals. "I have no balls"-style.

Oh yeah. Edit. I've also decided to learn to play guitar.

While I'm at it I could also decide I'll soon be rich, and a real sex-machine.

 

[Lee_B]

It's 2pm and you're drunk already? That's hardcore, even by Finnsih standards...

 

[Windom Pearl]

Well...dunno if it was that hardcorish actually...notice it's 4 pm here

But unfortunately I'm not drunk I'm at work. This coding thing flattens my head very effectivily.

 

[nevershine]

I've decided to learn to sing. So on our, say, fourth album you will hear german power metal type vocals. "I have no balls"-style.

Oh yeah. Edit. I've also decided to learn to play guitar.

While I'm at it I could also decide I'll soon be rich, and a real sex-machine.

Remember Marko you (and I also) have decided a lot of things... How many of them have happened? Though I bet you already knew that.

 

[DotNoir]

I've decided to not to decide too much...

 

[Horza]

@Windom: Well, judging from the noises/vocals that appear in your album (to come), something must've happened to your balls during the recordings, so that's only natural. But now I regret I never visited at the studio, as I'm always eager to make something happen to your balls.

@Lee: Among the professional Finnish beverage consumers, starting to drink at 2pm means you're hopelessly late. Such a situation needs extraordinary methods, such as a bottle of Koskenkorva for breakfast.

 

[Windom Pearl]

Koskenkorva... uke:

Goes down...
Comes up.

I guess one can (barely) drink it straight from freezer like Lassi does. The lunatic.

 

[Horza]

Now I take THAT as a personal insult. No one should dare to mock that clear, beautiful, sophisticated Finnish apertive. Best served warm. Mmmmm.

And oh, cheap, warm whiskey. Now there's a magic potion. I'd say "suutamyötäilevän helmeilevä", but that's so dinstinguished and subtle expression that no language but Finnish can have such a thing.

 

[|ngenius]

Now there's a magic potion. I'd say "suutamyötäilevän helmeilevä", but that's so dinstinguished and subtle expression that no language but Finnish can have such a thing.

After years studying the old mystifying meditation techniques in the nothern mountains in Finland, I came across the land to spread the word of the ancient monks that taught me there. The last thing I heard from the lips of the summon priest of the Täkilakki order of the monastery was: "suutamyötäilevän helmeilevä". I immediately fell on my knees and asked to the priest about the meaning of such revelation. Of course, that son of... of Buda just smiled enigmatically.

I wandered Finland during years to find out the real meaning of the last words my master taught to my untrained mind. The path of the knowledge is hard and long, that's why I decided to rent a couple of skates (there wasn't a taxi around, you, bright mind!). And was a... er... a vampire, yes, a vampire who unveiled the secret: "suutamyötäilevän helmeilevä" is a magic potion that the gods used to prepare to get drunked. The first finnish who was created by the Gods fell involuntarily in the magic cauldron, so that's why they have more resistance when it comes to alcoholic affairs.


|ngenius (Just a little crazy)

 

[witch]

@|ng: muahahahahahahhaha!!


/me

 

[Rei Toei]

@|ng: oh master, lead us to the absolute vodk... *ahem* truth

 

[nevershine]

@|ng: Nice story... I like the way you used the words suutamyötäilevän helmeä.

 

[Downfall]

|ng:

 

[Horza]

After years studying the old mystifying meditation techniques in the nothern mountains in Finland, I came across the land to spread the word of the ancient monks that taught me there. (etc.)

Now you get the hell out of here and go write a novel

I'm quite certain that is based on a true story. It's only gotten through some minor beautifucations (that's not a real word, is it?) on the aesthetic side. Really what happened was that three local lads, Päre, Rapa & Toosa, were sitting in a local pub drinking local spirits and somebody muttered something in some point of evening. In the morning when they were sharing a case of cold beer for a mutual breakfast, Rapa stated that the booze they forced down their throats last night must've been really "suutamyötäilevän helmeilevää" (mouth-soothingly pearly, or something like that), as at least he was totally shitfaced and can't remember anything.

(Loved the Asterix-reference.)

 

[Rei Toei]

(Loved the Asterix-reference.)

agreed. absolutely.

@|ng: may the inspiration be with you, master