"your hair smells like watermelon jolly rancher candy"

[xfer]

GKGKKGKGKGKGK!

 

[minxnim]

Originally posted by screwdriverqueen
i think you should fake-seduce him and then when you get close to his peen, you slice it vertically into two elongated parts.

then tie the parts into a cute little bow tie.

you are my kind of girl.

 

[xfer]

in terms of letting the punishment fit the crime, you two are basically the Taleban.

 

[minxnim]

hair splitter.

 

[xfer]

penis knotter.

 

[minxnim]

you say it like it's a bad thing.

that's what happens to hair sniffers.

 

[deadair]

i can't believe this thread is getting so much run

 

[goatschool]

deadair's hair smells like peach schnapps

 

[minxnim]

all my threads are really popular. notice that?

 

[xfer]

men want you. women want to BE you. etc etc so on and so forth.

 

[minxnim]

i am an IT girl. apparently.

 

[deadair]

how can i be an IT guy?


(my hair does NOT smell... fag)

 

[minxnim]

this is the best part: my hair really does smell like watermelon jolly rancher candy.

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

wow, perverted weird ddues are so oddly attracted to you, perhaps you watermellon jolly rancher hair has some sort of pheremone that attracts them? damn pheremones....

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

did the situation look like this?:

 

[minxnim]

i wouldnt be caught dead in that outfit.

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

you're like this but he's think this:

 

[The Dope]

I.....don't.....understand.

 

[deadair]

this thread is now undergoing repairs... please come back at a later time...

(or better yet... never come here again)

 

[minxnim]

what a fucking wasteland this thread is.

and it was once my piece de resistance!