Your Slang Dictionary

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Oh and I call my pals "Canadians" in public so I can turn to my friends and say "shit, too many Canadians here!" without drawing too much attention to my racist self.

 

[Captain Beard]

What are Mexicans called?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

What are Mexicans called?

Brownies? It's pretty useless to complain about a bunch of Mexicans, they're everywhere. Like roaches. *turns on the light and watches them scatter*

 

[Captain Beard]

It's worse that I saw this set up as an elaborate practical joke in my head. And it was FUNNY.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Oh and I call my pals "Canadians" in public so I can turn to my friends and say "shit, too many Canadians here!" without drawing too much attention to my racist self.

I call them .6's. As in the three fifths compromise, three fifths = .6

It's history AND math, so they'll never understand what I'm talking about.

 

[Altitudes]

I call them .6's. As in the three fifths compromise, three fifths = .6

It's history AND math, so they'll never understand what I'm talking about.

Ouch!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I know, I'm awesome.

 

[Captain Beard]

Seriously, why can't more people have that sense of humor?

I need a witty name for them. All I have is one given to me. (Moon Cricket.)

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Gator bait?

 

[Captain Beard]

I dunno, but bootlip and Antique Farm Equipment are promising.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

You have the original?

 

[Captain Beard]

No Ma'am. Ok kids, so far we have Ninja, Antique Farm Equipment and Windchimes. Which shall reign?

 

[Captain Beard]

UPDATE:
StNoChase (10:08:20 PM): windchimes?
NoLordy Capone (10:08:29 PM): you hang them.
StNoChase (10:08:33 PM): .....
StNoChase (10:08:34 PM): BWAHAHAHAHA
StNoChase (10:08:54 PM): You hang them and they SING

We have a winner due to how awesome it was just made.

However, Antique Farm Equipment will be kept in reserve as well.

 

[Altitudes]

asshat - someone dumb and/or dimwitted

 

[Captain Beard]

No, that's not as funny. Asshat would be good if you actually took the time to cut the whole of the ass from their body and then put it on your crown.

Like this:

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Windchime.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

That is fucking spookful.

 

[Dead Winter]

What the fuck is that? That's so fucked up it almost looks photoshopped.

 

[El Stormo]

Yeah, I was about to say the same thing. Daaaamn. Wonder what the name for that condition is.