Zombies?!

Captain Beard

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Couldn't they just burn loads of weed and kill whatever braincells the zombies have left? Or are they worried zombie hunters would mistake the stoners for zombies and kill innocent people who were just trying to enjoy themselves?
 
I'm also guessing that while the zombies will be even slower and have more of a delay in reaction time, they will get the munchies.
 
I'm just hanging around tonight, just watching films
I am on the Zombie Trip and brutal things I like

Zombie attack

The film I saw is over now and I leave my home
Brutal Zombies are shouting so hard, is it real or not?

Zombie attack

I wake up, this was a dream, I drink my beer
But then I see a Zombie killin', I know I must die

ZOMBIE ATTACK!!
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Revengeful corpse out to kill
Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock
With his axe the corpse will chop

Stare into his eyes
Now in his spell
Kiss the rotting flesh
Now you're in hell

Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore
Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more
Drifting from the living, joining with the dead
Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head

Zombie ritual
Zombie ritual

Ceremony now complete
Chosen one is now deceased
Fucking, raping zombie whores
Killing, feasting no remorse

Stare into his eyes
Now in his spell
Kiss the rotting flesh
Now you're in hell

Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore
Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more
Drifting from the living, joining with the dead
Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head

Zombie ritual
Zombie ritual

Zombie ritual
Zombie ritual