Recent content by Alec Walter Conway

Even though I don't understand how a wineyard fits a in black metal setting, it sounds pretty okay. Even the recording quality is better than a few BM bands I've heard (just think of Mütiilation). But you really need some vocals.

Sounds very good, but even though I understand this was probably a 1 shot thing, you need to check your fingerstyle to reduce the clacking sounds and keep an eye on your pitch! I play fretless bass, I know how much of a bitch the pitch can be, but it's vital! Otherwise, as I said, very good...

You ask for it. I GIVE IT TO YOU.

Why thank you. I can fart you my appreciation for this kind comment if you want.

Does that mean that women dig turds???? **takes a crap in a bowl to show it to the next potential female victim**

I can think of a few more painful things, actually. Like having this twisted testicle thing and getting kicked in the balls. Well, let's just say I'd rather get a bullet in the guts than a twist in my balls, I'd be liable to throw myself off a 5th storey window to end the suffering.

I once spoke to a guy who had twisted a testicle. The little stringy part that links the ball to the rest of you, when it gets twisted, it needs immediate medical intervention, lets the victim be doomed to sing powermetal for the rest of his life. The guy said it hurts like fuck. Strangely...

www.justfuckinggoogleit.com *winkwink* http://www.apta.com/about/committees/UTFS/ something to do with transit fares, don't ask me how it's related to this forum though

WHA??? Oh well... Somewhere in the land of Eng, a young lady will cry a new river. I'm glad to see Tyr back, I guess it kinda makes up for Asgeir leaving... kinda... I guess...

Babelfish is your friend if you want to learn to put swedish words one after the other without necessarily making a sentence, and even then, sometimes the words aren't actually swedish. Babelfish is also good for spending hours having it translate absurdly long strings of hardcore insults...

... Except metalcore lol :P

Whatever type of music people make, if they make it because they truly enjoy it, they have all my respect.

Hear hear.

Opeth were good in the old days. Deliverance started their boring era as far as I'm concerned, maybe even some parts of Blackwater Park. I downloaded the new album to see what it was about and... well... I pressed stop and put on some Týr instead.

Only downpoint to me is the name of the band : each time I see it I can't help having an image of a blob of brown gravy hovering above my kitchen table. ..... "Gravy-Sphere"