Recent content by Guerrilla

Yeah that's weird I always see lots of small people at metal shows. And mexicans aren't exactly known for their big size. Must be something in the water in your area that makes them grow huh.

LOL you must be a hard-to-impress son of a bitch then if Suffocation left you unimpressed. And Frank Mullen is so tough and hardcore he could kick mine, yours, and everybody else's ass in here using only his cock and his pinky. Last night he WAS talking about killing people and using...

Sweet, glad everything's working out for ya. I'm gonna go to bed my legs are killing me, I always feel like an old fart after a show. And the thread hijacking ends here.

Yo what's happening??? I'm getting too lazy here gotta start posting again.

One time on a plane I was given a Dark Tranquility CD to listen to by this one chick, and let me tell you once I got off the plane and went home, the first thing I did was take a long shower to wash the gay off of me. You guys are a bunch of pussies. Unrelated, I just got back from the...

Hey look at least you're not this guy! ---> http://www.littlemidgets.com/downloadsnew/sub_1631.wmv Copy and paste in the address bar direct linking might not work. I bet it'll make you forget about your eye. Cheer up!

Yeah I bet your mouth has become a urinal for countless kinky whores.

I was gonna reply saying the exact same thing. Hey a swollen eye picture for 19 cents, can't beat that!

It looks like an ass ready to chop your pee pee off if you get it close.

Yeah that's what weathermen in eastern Europe do. There's no soup involved but lots of pants-less men humping bi-curious blonde, green-eyed hunnies. Amidst all the pussy shots and semen flying around you can sometimes see the temperatures for the day and stuff, it's good TV.

I think it's quite obvious what was going on. Their weatherman probably called in sick and they were in desperate need of someone so they grabbed the first bum off the street, put him in a suit and asked him to do the weather report in exchange for a bowl of hot soup and a blowjob from one of...

Or better yet Johnny Carson + cheesecake... Now that's something to think about.

I think my life has no meaning anymore.

I bet you're not the one that shovels your driveway.

Do you know if there are any pictures of Bush's penis circulating online? I've heard he has this weird growth on it and would be very interested in seeing what it looks like.