Recent content by Kiss The Void

I can't tell you how many times I've cut a fart whilst sexing.

Haha, that makes it sound like hours after the fact you'd finally notice. "oh...oh hell...my arm is broken!"

Anyone heard this band yet? They're from Australia and they've only got a "demo" out. It's not quite a demo so much as an EP with how long it is and how high in quality. They're referred to as "progressive black metal" but they're more prog than black metal by a longshot. Look them up...

haha, one time this dude that was all roided out flipped out at my friends house and started hitting my friend. So I stood up and told the guy to stop. He did that thing where he threw his arms out to the side did the "come on motherfucker" and wanted to bump chests with me. So I grabbed his...

Have you shot anything with it yet?

Also, I once pissed in a friend Powerade bottle on accident and when he ran out of the room and threw up over the balcony I didn't cop to having been the culprit "someone pissed in my powerade!" "awww damn that sucks!"

I once beat the living shit out of a friend of mine for telling me he wasn't going to pay me back. It was over a sum of 4 dollars. lawl.

i've got a GOOD one for you guys. this fucking loser is in this shitty poser ass band from my town, they claim to be black metal, but as you'll find out they don't even really know what black metal is. here's his page, notice all the awesome weapons he has! the guy just looks like a fucking...

lawl x 10

i practice 3 to 5 times a week for 2 hours at a time, plus whatever i do at work when the mood strikes me.

i'm starting to feel the same way, the only sodas i enjoy now are like rootbeer and cream soda or other hand crafted sodas

i played 8 for maybe an hour, i couldn't stand it.

i've always sarded this band, and with every release they put out i sard even more. i don't think they're bad per se, but i just think there's way better shit out there.

the only MD i like is code red, and that's only sometimes. the rest of them fucking suck. especially baja blast. do you guys remember the purple one? i forget what it was called, some shit about midnight or some other such business

I love FNM, but i've never understood why so many people jerked off over them and mike patton in general. oh, and about the adverse reaction to my sword/wolfmother comment....you guys like the sword, fine, what i've heard of the band samed like it was spewed from the same hipster...