ŵG A Gypsy touched me today =(

[vikk]

so, i was in downtown, walking and stuff, wen i pass by a group of gypsys.... one of them touches my arm and say: "i have something to tell you", and i shit my pants and say, "no, thank you old crazy lady". Seconds after i leave, my arm got sore in the place she touched... it's still sore

fucking gypsy, now most likely my arm will fall off

 

[Brutal Hate]

Well what can you expect? You live in Russia.

 

[EddyRX10]

 

[Brutal Hate]

no i don't

Yes you do, artfag.

 

[CliffBurton]

Yes you do, artfag.

The man has a point.

 

[vikk]

i just put some alcoohol in it i diminished a bit, but feels weird

 

[Ensi]

so, i was in downtown, walking and stuff, wen i pass by a group of gypsys.... one of them touches my arm and say: "i have something to tell you", and i shit my pants and say, "no, thank you old crazy lady". Seconds after i leave, my arm got sore in the place she touched... it's still sore

fucking gypsy, now most likely my arm will fall off

 

[StoneWoman]

fucking gypsy, now most likely my arm will fall off

Nah, it won't. You'll die.

Well, dunno what to say, but, on a serious note, gypsies seem to have some strange powers indeed. If the pain persists or other aspects of your life start to get fucked-up, go see a priest. Cheesy, yeah, but it might help. Or another gypsy curer. More powerful and eeh-vil.

 

[vikk]

i hardly think my life can get any worse but yeah, my grandma knows some good willing voodoo/gypsy/thingie

 

[StoneWoman]

i hardly think my life can get any worse

Shhhht, what if she stalks you and touches your other arm as well?

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Amputate.

 

[vitorias123]

^the best solution

 

[StoneWoman]

Nope, that wouldn't work. 'Cause if he only amputates the already-touched arm, the gypsy will touch the other one too, and then vikk will have to get both amputated. And then he'll either have to stop foruming OR type with his nose.

 

[(__Joonas__)]

^And start foot-working himself? What a fate.

 

[OvSeth]

You have 3 days to pass on the curse. If you fail the Lamia will drag you to hell.

 

[Ensi]

You have 3 days to pass on the curse. If you fail the Lamia will drag you to hell.

THAT MOVIE IS NASTY.

EVERY FUCKING 3 MINUTES IN THE WHOLE FILM SOMETHING FREAKY GETS UP IN THE LENSE AND MAKES A LOUD OVER TREBLY NOISE.

Fuck.

 

[OvSeth]

 

[vikk]

Nope, that wouldn't work. 'Cause if he only amputates the already-touched arm, the gypsy will touch the other one too, and then vikk will have to get both amputated. And then he'll either have to stop foruming OR type with his nose.

oh fuck

You have 3 days to pass on the curse. If you fail the Lamia will drag you to hell.

wat? explain futher

 

[Ensi]

wat? explain futher

Something unexplainable will come up in your face and make a noise so loud your ears hurt.

Some old woman will then beg you, then puke all over your face when she's dead.

 

[TheKid]

I take the movie was overhyped?