1000 reasons to buy damage done today

208. Because I just found out my bitch of an ex-girlfriend is going to be at Buena Lanes (local bowling ally) tonight...and I will need something to drown out the stupid bitch.
 
Originally posted by Iron-Flames
208. Because I just found out my bitch of an ex-girlfriend is going to be at Buena Lanes (local bowling ally) tonight...and I will need something to drown out the stupid bitch.

210) Because I want to know about what happened to that "bitch" this past night... (Is she inherently stupid or she became stupid when the romance ended?) (Is she still alive?) (Is Rafaella Carra somehow involved?)


|ngenius (Avoid the last question)
 
215. Because I bowled excellent, and for whatever reason, this really hot chick was..."flirting" with me, and I could tell the ex was pissed off :) :lol:
 
217. Because medical studies have shown, repeated listening to Damage Done, improves sexual stamina. Increasing penile size, and a stronger orgasim. Medical studies have also shown, listening to DD mp3s, do not have the same effect as the actual cd.
 
224. Because if you flip around Damage Done, you get: Enod Egamad, which happens to be the first line in most Satanic Rituals performed by fags like Immortal...and other such Black Metal bands. ( :lol: )