1000 reasons to buy damage done today

[seventi]

302: Because I got my driving license today!

 

[Wanderingblade]

303). Because I want to marry it

 

[Lost Wisdom]

304-Because my name is Joel

 

[Dark_Jester]

305 - Because my name wasn't, isn't, or ever will be Joel

 

[rahvin]

306. because i've been a good boy.

rahvin.

 

[Malaclypse]

307
because monostains is on it

 

[hyena]

308. because there's 316 posts and only 308 reasons, isn't this supercool?

 

[Malaclypse]

309:
that underlines the quality of posts on the dt board, and therefore one should buy dd

 

[Soultorn]

310: Because we might not make it to 1000 reasons at this rate

 

[IcemanJ256]

Originally posted by NovemberFrost
300) Because I am a loser, and I wanted to get the 300th reason.

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311: because if you put a lot of spaces in your post, the board will make in just one space.

 

[Iron-Flames]

312. Because I got fucked out of going to the Pomona show, but I heard DT out showed IF, but then again, I also heard Anders has the flu...lol

 

[Iron-Flames]

313. Because your mother's a nun.

 

[Soultorn]

314) because because because BECAUSE.......
becauseofthewonderfulthingsitdoes

 

[Soultorn]

315) because after just reading my last post... I can now honestly say I am the stupidest person on the face of this planet.

 

[xenophobe]

315) Buy it so you can be tr00

 

[BiatchGuy]

316) Because it's got 33% more "UGH!" than the leading Swedish metal band!

 

[rahvin]

318. because if it tops the charts in my country niklas will hug me.

rahvin.

 

[Wanderingblade]

319) Because "Hours passed in exile" is in fact a song written about rahvin's feelings

 

[xenophobe]

320) Because you will find happinees when you own this CD

 

[Thanatos]

321. because Simon says so