1000 reasons to buy damage done today

[wildfyr]

692). because our reasons are boring

 

[Thanatos]

693. yeah

 

[seventi]

694: Because I'm off to spain for a week now and won't return before on the 28th.

 

[seventi]

695. Because post nr 693 wasn't a real reason!

 

[Melancholia]

696) Because i'd like be off to spain,too...
but i shouldn't be so ungrateful since
697) tomorrow i'll be off to Gagarin 205

 

[Iron-Flames]

698. Because I have returned after a long trance that DD had put me in.

 

[Iron-Flames]

699. Because I am invincible, I will never die.

 

[Iron-Flames]

700. Because there is no Damage Done, in posting 700 reasons to purchase an album by Dark Tranquillity.

 

[Iron-Flames]

701. Because Asians have straight pubic hair.

 

[Iron-Flames]

702. Because I want to have Asian Pubic Hair on my head.

 

[Iron-Flames]

703. Because pubic hair grows fast.

 

[Iron-Flames]

704. Because I could have beautiful straight black hair, that would grow fast (Asian Pubic Hair, On My Head)

 

[Iron-Flames]

705. Because you shouldn't hate Japan because they are different, you should hate Japan because they get all the greatest shows and bonus tracks.

 

[Iron-Flames]

706. Because America provides Japan with a military defense, because after WWII, we told them they were not aloud to have a Military, but they STILL get better metal shows and bonus tracks.

 

[Iron-Flames]

707. Because in 70 more reasons you will have number 777, which happens to be "Gods Holy Number". I say a "mistake" should be made, and that number shall be skipped.

 

[Static]

716) Because Damage Done is such a witty alliteration. Ho ho ho!!

 

[Miolo]

717. Because now I know who Iron-Flames is.

Miolo

 

[Naku ist krig]

717. because bassdrum is mixed too quiet on Projector and it cannot be heard or then its out of my hearing-range ( <30Hz) but on DD I hear it.....

 

[Rei Toei]

718. because it's an excellent choice for waking up your neighbors on sunday mornings

 

[NeXTLiFE]

OK!!!...enuffs enuff!!!...it's painfully obvious there's only ONE good reason to buy this album...[that being:- coz itsa fukken great album by a fukken brilliant band]...amen. Lets not even BEGIN to suggest there's more reasons...and lets get on with our lives [before the Muslim extremists decide to take them away].