1000 reasons to buy damage done today

[rahvin]

@iron-flames: remember what i said about not flooding this thread with more than 10 replies in a row? good, because that's why i removed all your posts here following the tenth in a row.

next reason is nr. 712.

rahvin.

 

[Iron-Flames]

712. Because Rahvin is PMSing today.

 

[|ngenius]

713.- Because Rahvin is my personal idol.


|ngenius.

 

[Iron-Flames]

714. Because Rahvin would kick ass, except he some how thinks its not ok to spam a spam thread. Everyone must admit, all my usual reasons are quite entertaining. Those pictures were good shit...but no, some people just have to ruin the fun!

 

[wildfyr]

715. The moths & atheists are doubly divine & dying

 

[wildfyr]

716. Words dissemble / Words be quick / Words resemble walking sticks. / Plant them they will grow / Watch them waver so.

 

[Static]

717. Because Rahvin said you had to or he would rape your entirely family, including your pet monkey.

(ps. ESPECIALLY your pet monkey)

 

[rahvin]

@iron-flames: repost your links and everybody's gonna have fun. spam threads are fun provided nobody decides to be the one dominating the spam. i'm surprised i actually have to explain this, but if on a thread based on increasing numbers somebody posts a new message (with its number) every minute, it becomes quite vexing and frustrating for other users to add their own message timing the reply. moreover, if you post 4789302 replies in a row, this thread stays on top all day long and nobody even notices when new messages are being added to other, less spam-intense threads.
in short, don't do it because it's a pain in the ass. and stop complaining about me taking away from you the right to post 50 messages without taking a breath.

rahvin. (kind to animals, especially monkeys)

 

[Iron-Flames]

@Rahvin: Alright, how about I just do a gigantic post...of a bunch of reasons? How about that?

Alright Metalheads and Metalhead's Cock Suckas: View the number, click the link.

718.
Because Satan has a nice ass...
719. Because if you don't Edward The Head shall get you!
720. Because Satan will help with your body
721. Because listening to evil music, will make 10 situps seem like 100.
722. Because if its good enough for little 15 year old blonde girls to listen to, its totaly fit for picking them up on the streets.
723. Because if girls dress up like this for an In Flames show, just think what will happen when they hear Damge Done!
724. Because if Edward and Satan don't get you...I will
725. Because its perfect for those...drunken chick wrestling matches in your friends house...

 

[Iron-Flames]

726. Because my orig. links/pictures were better, but rahvin deleted them.

727. Because rahvin is getting irritated with me bitching about him deleting him posts.

728. Because if I keep bitching about rahvin deleting my posts, he will probably delete all of my posts.

729. Because I am trying not to bitch about rahvin deleting my posts, but it is very hard to not bitch about rahvin deleting my posts.

730. Because if you buy enough of them, Dark Tranquillity will hire board mods that don't PMS.

 

[LadyCal]

731/231 (?) just because you will get it by a little dwarfen hero instead of the normal postman

 

[rahvin]

@iron-flames: if i got irritated because of things like the ones you do i'd spend my life irritated, and this would prove hazardous to my health. i still think your behaviour on this thread is purposefully annoying. you can post one message with the remaining 200 and something reasons, and you can find at least another 50 of them concerning my innermost cruelty, i assure you i won't remove it. but why spoiling the fun for others? is this some peculiar kind of trolling?
seeing that trying to explain to you the way i see it doesn't stop you from being disruptive i'll either ignore your attitude or remove the most blatant infringingments of rules.
it's actually rather , but hey, it's my job until dark tranquillity "hire" someone better.

rahvin. (not getting paid)

 

[t$]

701. i gave thier singer a ride the airport they first time he ever came to america.( he came to see rush)

 

[t$]

sorry it was 732

 

[Miolo]

733. Because now that i have 50 posts on the dt board, i can have an avatar hosted on salamurhaaja's page.

Miolo (the avatarless)

 

[Iron-Flames]

@rahvin: LOL Come on now, relax dude, seriously, its a fucking spam message board. This silly buisness isn't needed, I'll just stop posting reasons all together.

 

[PrinnyD00d]

734) Because we can't all just get along. That's just the way it is.

 

[Rei Toei]

735. to celebrate the birth of three wonderful kittens: one copy of dd each

 

[Static]

736) So you can give it to rahvin as a present to say you are sorry. (looking in Ironflames direction here)

 

[hyena]

rei!!! congratulations!!! i am *so* happy
are you naming one of them "hyena"? pretty please....

737. buy dd so you can find cat names in the lyrics

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