1000 reasons to buy damage done today

[Naku ist krig]

856. Because mr. drunken Redbeard-pirate doesn´t sing "They were all raped with His hand" with melody of
He's got the whole world in His hand.

 

[Naku ist krig]

857. Because you can´t find any pornography from Kazaa´s sharing list of Ormir...
Just: Best.of.Teen.Sex.Summer.German-DIVX.avi
and XXX.nasheim.video.phyre.mpg

 

[Ormir]

858. Because gentlemen don't look at other gentlemens pornography.

 

[Naku ist krig]

859. Because it´s easier to find 30min porn clips with Kazaa than whole DD.

 

[Naku ist krig]

860. Because it reduces you change to be a father accidently by killing sperm cells.

 

[Naku ist krig]

861. Because mr. drunken Redbeard-pirate doesn´t sing "deep throat gone" (he sings: tongue,throat ,tongue) in Tongues.

Dark Tranquillity - Tongues

It´s quite doubtful to say: Tongues are lost in me.

 

[Ormir]

862. Reaching 1000 will lower Real's blood pressure. And maybe make him take his medication again.

 

[Naku ist krig]

863. Because at least someone here understands me..
And because my toe is rotting down, that´s why medication is needed.

 

[Naku ist krig]

864. Because 1000 is just point to reach.. But no-way this thread is dying to 1000. At least if our left-handed superior genetic failure moderator won´t delete this thread.

 

[Naku ist krig]

865. Because Format C: For Cortex is about being a parent.

Something has got to give
These things I just don't want you to see

NP: Dark Tranquillity - Lady in Black

 

[Ormir]

866. To keep the band from having a tidal tantrum and deleting this forum.

 

[Naku ist krig]

868. Because my every reply to this thread starts with word "Because". And that´s odd.

 

[Ormir]

868. Because consistency is good. Realhazard is efficient German poster.

 

[Naku ist krig]

869. Because you can create several words from letter
D A M G E O N... for example: game, amegeon, aeon, noga and nema.. yet the meanings are still uncleared.

 

[iamunicron]

870. because i have a very large pair of bollocks and a very odd shaped penis that whne in the shaddow of the moon looks like tony benn giving head to a decapitates emu with a pineapple stuck up its ass

 

[hyena]

871. because the previous poster is drunk. and, yeah, me too.

 

[PrinnyD00d]

872) Because it is infinitely excellent.

 

[Samarkol]

873- Enod Egamad. (inversed). Eno-DEGA-mad.

Dégat (pronounce DEGA) in french means DAMAGE! Hidden meaning. 666. Hail satan.

Samarkol

 

[Samarkol]

874 - Because I would have never tough we would got this far!

Samarkol

 

[Samarkol]

875 - Because if we went that far, we must be a bunch of freaks.

Samarkol