1000 reasons to buy damage done today

[Static]

816) Because once I knew this guy called Bob, and he heard it on the grapevine that this guy called Max Borb Borb, of Irish decent, knew a guy that knew this guys brothers sisters first cousin half-removed from Wales that met this other guy he knew that this person in America thought it was a good CD.

 

[Static]

817) Because now that Static had started writing reasons he won't shut up and the only way to do so is to buy DD and use it to bludgeon Static to death with the case.

 

[Static]

818) Because I once saw this dog headbanging to DD, and, if it has that effect on animals, who normally don't care for music, I assume it would cause a human to go nuts.

 

[Static]

819) THIS IS GOD...THOU ART BLESSED MY SON...DRINK FROM MY CUP AND KNOW THOU ART THE CHOSEN ONE, THOU SHALT SPREAD THY BEAUTY IN THE FORM OF MUSIC, THOU SHALT MAKE AN ALBUM KNOWN AS DAMAGE DONE, IT SHALT BE GODS MUSIC-

- God said this to the members of DT when they were making the CD, so it has gods stamp of approval, if you wish to be a true christian you must buy it!

 

[Static]

820) My mom thinks its cool...

 

[Static]

821) LOOK BEHIND YOU!! Its Kurt Cobain!!!


Haha, fooled you...what an idiot!
Want to be smarter: Buy Damage Done...it make you smart with intelligence!!

 

[Northern Lights]

822) Because the last time I got an sms was two days ago :-/
Now if that isn't a good reason I don't know what is.

 

[Melancholia]

823) you can always try to sms yourself while listening to DD....all you have to do is BUY DD and a sweet nokia

(ehmmmm.......static obvioulsy went on a posting spree )

 

[Thanatos]

824. cause I'm going to shut out my neighbors shitty music with it

 

[Harvester of Sorrow]

825) because the ladies love it, or not so much

 

[|ngenius]

826) Because to play football with a DD copy is an overrated activity.


|ng (Overrated robot)

 

[PoueT]

827) Because i am going to see them live in 17 days
ok i already have DD and most of their album but who cares

 

[hyena]

828. because it reminds me of... of... oh shucks forgot

 

[darkcubus]

829. because it's the missing link in your lifes puzzle.

 

[darkcubus]

830. because if you break the cd and stab your self repeatedly until you bleed to death, you can then add to the amount of damage done.

 

[darkcubus]

831. because it's time to die !!

 

[Natural Born Chaos]

832) Because Dark Tranquillity is coming to Pittsburgh.

 

[Dmanx Pit]

833: Because it smells good when you first open it up.

 

[Dmanx Pit]

834: Because even if you don't like the band, CDs are fun to throw bowling balls at.

 

[Dmanx Pit]

835: Because the Haunted made you do it!