1000 reasons to buy damage done today

[wildfyr]

because you don't want to be ignorant to the...

 

[wildfyr]

778. because the power of lies compels you

 

[wildfyr]

779. because the lie still hasn't stopped

 

[wildfyr]

780. because there are 220 more reasons to go...

 

[wildfyr]

781. because after we reach 1000 someone can start a new post on their top 5, 10, 15, 20... favorite reasons

 

[wildfyr]

782. because it's YOUR turn

 

[rahvin]

783. because as soon as you unpack the actual cd from its digipak or jewelcase, a choir of angels will come to your door and announce the birth of a child you couldn't possibly have conceived, amongst other reasons because you're a 55-y-o truck driver named bob.

rahvin.

 

[wildfyr]

784. because it's one of the reasons to be cheerful, part one i believe. two, three, and four to follow....

 

[|ngenius]

785.- Because my name is not precisely Bob and that choir of Angels is late, since I bought my DD copy months ago.


|ng.

 

[/Z/]

786) Because a group of wild Russians won't beat you up for not liking it.

 

[PrinnyD00d]

787) Because, if you don't, you will be hypnotized by Joseph Stalin.

 

[Ormir]

788) Because Damage Done is like a normal piece of string, but it can play the trumpet.

 

[Thanatos]

789. you can shave with the CD edges

 

[Ormir]

790. Do not shave your head with it. The edges can be used to physically assault anyone who tries to bring anything sharp close to your hair.

 

[Melancholia]

791. Because i have nothing important to say,yet i feel like making another pointless post......
bubu

 

[FatherVic]

792 - because I've been in the year 3000 and bender, leela, fry, hermes, amy, scruffy, zoidberg and doctor farnsworth were listening to it, trying to go back to the past with a broken microwave radiation...

fathervic (futuramaniac)

 

[Melancholia]

793.-because Nibbler is a sweety and enjoys having DD's for lunch.......

 

[xenophobe]

794) Because Dark Tranquility will invite you over to the house for some beer and pizza if you buy it!

 

[PrinnyD00d]

795) Because, every time someone buys a copy of Damage Done, a fairy is born.

 

[Onde Erik]

796) Because you're obviously some kind of überobsessive fan, posting on the official message board and all, so you've probably worn out your first (perhaps even second) copy by now and need to get a fresh one.